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  1. 12-09-2009, 09:29 AM #1
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    Default Twilight: Breaking Dawn

    Okay I'm one of those that can't stand Twilight or its epic lameness. For those of you who feel the same way I do, I share this link with you. If this really is what happens in that fourth book, I swear right now I will go see the movie if they keep it true and graphic to the story. This would just be too good to pass up seeing! Have any of you read the book to confirm this?

    http://chud.com/articles/articles/21...VIE/Page1.html
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    yeah id go see it
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    Im not reading all that. Does the gay ass vampire die? If so, I will go see it.
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    lmfao, completely absurd.. id definitely go see that.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Cliff notes of the link:

    The room gets destroyed and bella gets knocked unconscious during the wedding consumation, gets pregnant by edward. Baby while still in utero has vampire super strength, breaking bella's ribs and severing her spine.

    Edward ends up giving her an emergency c-section.... with his teeth, and the werewolf guy transfers his "imprint" ie love/infatuation from bella...to the baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorcher View Post
    Cliff notes of the link:

    The room gets destroyed and bella gets knocked unconscious during the wedding consumation, gets pregnant by edward. Baby while still in utero has vampire super strength, breaking bella's ribs and severing her spine.

    Edward ends up giving her an emergency c-section.... with his teeth, and the werewolf guy transfers his "imprint" ie love/infatuation from bella...to the baby.

    WTF....LOL weird shit. Not going to see it, death of homosexual vampire not found.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    WTF....LOL weird shit. Not going to see it, death of homosexual vampire not found.
    Translation: I already preordered tickets
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    i just bought my tickets lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    I already preordered tickets
    Did you really? LOL Damn homos.
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    Id watch it lol
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    Yup, that pretty much sums it up



    that's the only reason I'm going to see it
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Yup, that pretty much sums it up



    that's the only reason I'm going to see it
    He looks like he could hold one LOL
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    How the hell does he give her a c-section with his teeth and not transform her to a vampire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    How the hell does he give her a c-section with his teeth and not transform her to a vampire.
    homos do weird things man....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    How the hell does he give her a c-section with his teeth and not transform her to a vampire.
    I mean, he's not exactly sucking her blood. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I think he does it and then she almost dies so they turn her into a vampire.

    Something like that
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    is it homo that I just watched Twilight? shit was stuuuuuuupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorcher View Post
    Cliff notes of the link:

    The room gets destroyed and bella gets knocked unconscious during the wedding consumation, gets pregnant by edward. Baby while still in utero has vampire super strength, breaking bella's ribs and severing her spine.

    Edward ends up giving her an emergency c-section.... with his teeth, and the werewolf guy transfers his "imprint" ie love/infatuation from bella...to the baby.

    Yeah, that really happens.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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  19. 12-09-2009, 02:53 PM #19
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    Lol, these girls are so overwhelmed by hype that they can't see the shitty movies for what they are
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    Quote Originally Posted by man View Post
    Lol, these girls are so overwhelmed by hype that they can't see the shitty movies for what they are

    troof, I watched Twilight, and was like this is they are going ape shit for....WTF
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    Well after seeing the storyline for the 4th one, they better make it x rated to make up for the others lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorcher View Post
    Well after seeing the storyline for the 4th one, they better make it x rated to make up for the others lol.
    So what you are saying is you want to see homos naked?





    LOL
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    LOL nah, i want to see the hilarity ensue with kristin stewart.
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    If you're a guy and you're having ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING related to Twilight, you've probably got more estrogen in you then is deemed recommended by MOM. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Yup, that pretty much sums it up



    that's the only reason I'm going to see it
    lol this ***** is UGLY. if he wasn't ripped nobody would find him attractive.





    see what i mean???

    ***** looks like frankenstein n shit.
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    THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING DISTORTED AND YOU KNOW IT!! His chin is NOT that big.

    Fuck...he's not Jay Leno!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING DISTORTED AND YOU KNOW IT!! His chin is NOT that big.

    Fuck...he's not Jay Leno!!
    LOL he made him look like he doesnt eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING DISTORTED AND YOU KNOW IT!! His chin is NOT that big.

    Fuck...he's not Jay Leno!!

    Denial gets you no where. that *****'s ugly.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    If you're a guy and you're having ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING related to Twilight, you've probably got more estrogen in you then is deemed recommended by MOM.
    +94, sir. Later, QD.
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    I read the books after being pressured by a friend of the fair gender, and yes, that actually happens. Left me wondering why in the world parents let their elementary school and middle school age kids read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Im not reading all that. Does the gay ass vampire die? If so, I will go see it.
    No you don't understand.. you HAVE to read it!! Shit's hillarious!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300 View Post
    No you don't understand.. you HAVE to read it!! Shit's hillarious!!
    Unless he dies....I dont wanna read it....sparkly vampires are teh gay. /story
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Unless he dies....I dont wanna read it....sparkly vampires are teh gay. /story
    No actually this article will leave you laughing your ass off especially if you hate that shit
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