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  1. 12-02-2009, 03:27 PM #1
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    Default I heard.........

    Tiger woods wife gave him a two stroke penalty for playing with his balls out of bounds.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  2. 12-02-2009, 03:28 PM #2
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    whats the difference btw a car and a golf ball? tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!
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  3. 12-02-2009, 03:29 PM #3
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    bwahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  4. 12-02-2009, 03:39 PM #4
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    Wow. Getting a jump start on "Let's Tell Unfunny Jokes Day" a few hours early? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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  5. 12-02-2009, 03:42 PM #5
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    great thread bro.
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  6. 12-02-2009, 03:44 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    great thread bro.
    lol.

    :Insert random fuck you QD, you need a life come back here:. LOL.JK.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
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  7. 12-03-2009, 09:43 AM #7
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    He can putt. He can chip. But he can't drive!

    /corny
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    I must be missing something on this tiger woods car crash thing, whats the story?
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  9. 12-03-2009, 09:53 AM #9
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    Im leaving....this shit is not funny.
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    ur ek is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    ur ek is funny
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    hail yea muddatoucha...white and clean...just how i like it
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    Dear Tiger,

    It could be worse.

    Sincerely,

    Steve McNair

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

    Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

    This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

    After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
    -They both get clubbed by Norwegians
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf View Post
    Dear Tiger,

    It could be worse.

    Sincerely,

    Steve McNair

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

    Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

    This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

    After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
    -They both get clubbed by Norwegians
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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