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11-30-2009, 03:35 PM
tdurr

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

lol i wish the floors were smooth enough to do that. lol id do it to my friends just for the hell of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed

Note to self: do not fuck with dirtymechanic.
Also let him kill me on COD MW2 cause he's my bitch on that game.

x2

and i think if we can pick something by the next week over the Christmas break we might somehow gain access to a key to their room and go from there...
11-30-2009, 03:38 PM
Catnip

One night, tie their door to the person's across the hall door, really tightly. Then start randomly knocking on the door.

Just make sure the other person knows. lol
11-30-2009, 03:39 PM
Dr.G35

wait till they go to sleep and throw firecrackers under the floor. if they are "gangster enough, you'll hear bodies hit the deck!! lol.
11-30-2009, 03:40 PM
JDMbabe

if you do that youre just going to piss everyone else off in your dorm just like they do.

i agree with talking to someone who's in charge or cops or something.
11-30-2009, 03:40 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

Take a recording of xxbckiexx's girlish voice, and play that over and over until their ears bleed.

Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.
11-30-2009, 03:52 PM
tdurr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

One night, tie their door to the person's across the hall door, really tightly. Then start randomly knocking on the door.

Just make sure the other person knows. lol

lol i thought about this one. be more fun if the two rooms were kids who knew each other. just would have to leave enough slack so u could crack open the door and peek into the hall tho. id rofl.

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Originally Posted by Dr.G35

wait till they go to sleep and throw firecrackers under the floor. if they are "gangster enough, you'll hear bodies hit the deck!! lol.

yea we talked about roman candles and bottle rockets... and im pretty sure i got a 50pack of the firecrackers....

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.

:lmfao: your killing me.
11-30-2009, 03:59 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.

Lol. You're right, it was more like shrieking.
11-30-2009, 04:14 PM
bdydrpdmazda

call the cops
11-30-2009, 04:15 PM
tdurr

No. i dont feel like involving the law...again.
11-30-2009, 04:15 PM
The Creeper

Just go to their room, tell them to shut the fuck up. If they laugh at you, go gather up a bunch of friends with baseball bats and beat the shit out of them. Do this especially if no one from the campus/police is doing anything about it.
11-30-2009, 04:17 PM
.gauge.

Sign a petition.... lololol

I'm more for harsh retaliation though.
11-30-2009, 04:18 PM
tdurr

i dont wanna take the easy way out and just beat them down... wouldn't be as fun as fucking with their heads and watching/listing to them freak.
11-30-2009, 04:18 PM
T.C.

Accordian folder full of itching powder
12-01-2009, 01:28 AM
marcos713

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Originally Posted by Catnip

Get a big bucket of water, mix in some lovely things like fish guts, onions, anything that smells, etc... whatever. Put a hole in the bottom, run a hose to under their door while they sleep, empty it out in their room. If you wanted, depending on which way their door opens, you could do the famous clear saran wrap across the door way, as well. I'd do all of the above, plus blasting "Party in the USA" constantly.

:)

this sounds good. theres a walmart right off campus where you could buy the dead fish guts ect.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.

lmao!!
12-01-2009, 02:19 AM
UpSideDownDesi

knock....toss a fart bomb in. Have a good night.
12-01-2009, 03:19 AM
DirtyMechanic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed

Note to self: do not fuck with dirtymechanic.
Also let him kill me on COD MW2 cause he's my bitch on that game.

you have no idea:ninja:

next time they have the door wide open and the music up. just walk in make sure then are like laying on the bed or sitting in a chair studying or whatever the fuck they do. walk it walk over to the stereo and turn in down... not off your self. and walk out back to your room. but here is the catch. DO NOT acknowledge them at all no matter what. go back to your room and close the door. if they follow you its even better. close the door in there face( if you have to while walking back to your room.) then when they knock on the door open and be completely nice and ask them if you can help them. if they are pissed or asking what you did. just be like sorry couldnt study. and close the door.

if they ask why did you go into their room. just be like the door was open i thought it was ok, or another part of the hallway. lol if they try and come into your room when you have the door closed. then call the cops or beat the shit out of them with a maglite or baseball bat... i prefer maglite 4D at least. but a 2D works just as well. lol

hey they entered your privite close door room. you entered there room when the door was wide open. breaking and entering > just entering.

you know be polite and nice kill them with kindness. but the trick is grow some balls and go into their room and turn it down NOT OFF yourself.

it would be best if you can get a friend to video tape it.
12-01-2009, 03:42 AM
Jiggity96

make a video of you putting it in their mothers butt
12-01-2009, 09:27 AM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

Lol. You're right, it was more like shrieking.

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.
12-01-2009, 02:22 PM
roxie911

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

never fails!!
12-01-2009, 02:38 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.

lol. What did you say, little girl?
12-01-2009, 02:43 PM
bonezMTA

kick in their door, pull out the pumps and tell them MoFos to stop that fake gangsta rap. Eazy-E died a long time ago
12-01-2009, 02:54 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

lol. What did you say, little girl?

Is your forehead growing to a deafening point now?
12-01-2009, 03:02 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Is your forehead growing to a deafening point now?

I'm sorry, my ears are bleeding. What did you say, kristal?
12-01-2009, 03:02 PM
MistaCee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunkenkarma

Papparazzi-Lady Gaga, On loop, keep that shit blaring. lol

Lol I broke my gfs ipod for doing that shit. Definitely would work.
12-03-2009, 02:59 AM
AeeCeeCard

glad i didnt read all these post in class, woulda been kicked out....again.
12-03-2009, 03:09 AM
tdurr

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyMechanic

you have no idea:ninja:

next time they have the door wide open and the music up. just walk in make sure then are like laying on the bed or sitting in a chair studying or whatever the fuck they do. walk it walk over to the stereo and turn in down... not off your self. and walk out back to your room. but here is the catch. DO NOT acknowledge them at all no matter what. go back to your room and close the door. if they follow you its even better. close the door in there face( if you have to while walking back to your room.) then when they knock on the door open and be completely nice and ask them if you can help them. if they are pissed or asking what you did. just be like sorry couldnt study. and close the door.

if they ask why did you go into their room. just be like the door was open i thought it was ok, or another part of the hallway. lol if they try and come into your room when you have the door closed. then call the cops or beat the shit out of them with a maglite or baseball bat... i prefer maglite 4D at least. but a 2D works just as well. lol

hey they entered your privite close door room. you entered there room when the door was wide open. breaking and entering > just entering.

you know be polite and nice kill them with kindness. but the trick is grow some balls and go into their room and turn it down NOT OFF yourself.

it would be best if you can get a friend to video tape it.

lol if i dont do anything funny before finals and they keep it up ill do it if im legit studying. i just want to have alot of fun wit it and get some lulz on the webs.

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