Couple Jokers
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street, and
they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00
each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look here! We could
buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand
Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? "Just let
me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,
they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell
that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia
drawl so's they don't know."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100
of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and .."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from
Alabama, ain't you?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you
know that?! "
"Because this is a dry-cleaners!"
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A man is walkikng home late at night when he hears a woman's voice from the shadows call out, "Twenty bucks?"
The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They've been going at it for a few minutes when a polica officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what's going on.
"Do you mind? I'm making love to my wife," replies the man.
"Sorry," says the cop. "I didn't know."
The man replies, "Neither did I, until you turned on your flashlight.
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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Originally Posted by Cliff
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