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  1. 11-24-2009, 09:41 PM #1
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    Wipe your ass???

    I wipe mine sitting down , reach between the legs , reach to the back and wipe to the front...


    How about you!
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    your supposed to wipe your ass?

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    garbage thread of the day...
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    lolol
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    WOW dude you must be bored eh to post this lol.
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    Wiping forward gets shit in the vag.
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    yea gay thread

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    back to front is how you get urinary tract infections

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Wiping forward gets shit in the vag.
    I am a DUDE
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASE*Tech View Post
    I am a DUDE
    i guess u like having mud butt. or mud gouch should i say
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    I stick my hand in between my ass cheeks and grab a wad of chocolate ice cream-the warm version) and I thro it into the toilet. Then I take my shower extension and wash my ass and hands clear of all ice cream spills and extras
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASE*Tech View Post
    I am a DUDE
    that remains to be seen...
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    I can see it now. You come home from a long day at work, eat dinner, catch a little bit of tv, and about 2 hours later you run to the bathroom and take a shit (wiping towards your ball sack). A few hours roll past and some hooker comes by for a little one on one time. Thinking you had wiped well, but in reality you just smeared shit all over your balls. In the heat of the moment whenever she starts to go down on you she notices a strong stench of shit smell stemming from your balls. She then raises her head back up, stands up, put her clothes back on, and progresses to walk out the door uttering the words "God Damn I'll never go down on this loser, his balls smelled like shit, literally"!


    Cliff Notes: Make sure you wipe shit AWAY from your balls, otherwise you'll end up with blue balls.

    - Not speaking from experience but God Damn why would someone wipe shit towards themselves?
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    Wiping forward is a great way to get shit on your balls, dumbass.

    Congrats. Now all of IA knows you have no grasp of simple physics.

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    shitty balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    Wiping forward is a great way to get shit on your balls, dumbass.

    Congrats. Now all of IA knows you have no grasp of simple physics.
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    wait, you're supposed to wipe your ass when you're done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n View Post
    wait, you're supposed to wipe your ass when you're done?

    Repost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    Wiping forward is a great way to get shit on your balls, dumbass.

    Congrats. Now all of IA knows you have no grasp of simple physics.
    LMFAO!!!

    I can see this one blowing the fuck up tomorrow. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASE*Tech View Post
    Wipe your ass???

    I wipe mine sitting down , reach between the legs , reach to the back and wipe to the front...


    How about you!
    And just in case you try to edit... we'll lock this post in stone. You're fucked.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    I like to leave a little so when I take my underware off there are some skid marks lol
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    I been bored since about 330 yesturday so I thought I would have some fun

    carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASE*Tech View Post
    Wipe your ass???

    I wipe mine sitting down , reach between the legs , reach to the back and wipe to the front...


    How about you!



    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Oh no - don't backpeddle now. There is no saving your ass (no pun intended) from this one.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    And just in case you try to edit... we'll lock this post in stone. You're fucked.
    ohhh No's


    Oh my I need to now not ever come back on IA .....





    Yeah IA is serious bussiness lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    Oh no - don't backpeddle now. There is no saving your ass (no pun intended) from this one.

    I am fine, I dish it out because I can take it back unlike 80% of IA's members
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