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  1. 11-23-2009, 12:18 PM #1
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    Default Someone has been breaking into cars in my neighborhood...

    They are stealing ipods and money and other random things they can find in cars.

    They broke into my roommates car and he had his handgun and beer in the front seat, which they clearly saw yet didn't take.

    So I'm assuming its kids taking the shit.

    But I wanna plan a stakeout and fuck some kids up...

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  2. 11-23-2009, 12:22 PM #2
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    leave it unlocked with a wallet and an ipod in the front seat or something and sit back and wait
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    leave it unlocked with a empty wallet and an broken ipod in the front seat or something and sit back and wait
    Fixed. Just in case the little bastards can run fast.
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    I ain't got no wallet or ipod.

    I was planning on just walking around my neighborhood late at night saying "MAN I JUST PUT $1000 IN MY GLOVE BOX I HOPE NO ONE STEALS IT"

    And then waiting...

    I also have a string tied to a stick that is propping a box up if that doesn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Fixed. Just in case the little bastards can run fast.
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    LOL thats Funny little kids trying to be thugs

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    Funny until they come back.

    I'll tie a kid up and keep him locked in a closet and anally rape him with random pieces of exhaust pipe.

    And not all of it is straight pipe.

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    Luckey he ditn get his gun taken...I never leave my gun in the car ever.
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    Is it illegal to sexually assault a thief?

    I think it should be not only legal but mandatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Luckey he ditn get his gun taken...I never leave my gun in the car ever.
    My roommate said he locked his car.

    It also looked like the kids came into our garage.

    So unless they came into our house through our garage door and unlocked his car I don't know how they'd have gotten in.

    My car's alarm went off dunno if it scared em off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    Is it illegal to sexually assault a thief?

    I think it should be not only legal but mandatory.

    Sodomy is illegal. Especially on a minor.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    Sodomy is illegal. Especially on a minor.
    What the fuck has Obama been doing in office then?

    We need to end these bogus laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    My roommate said he locked his car.

    It also looked like the kids came into our garage.

    So unless they came into our house through our garage door and unlocked his car I don't know how they'd have gotten in.

    My car's alarm went off dunno if it scared em off.
    Hmm put a pitbull in the car lol.When I used to repo this guy chained the meanest fucking pit to it I was like fuck that lol.
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  15. 11-23-2009, 12:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    What the fuck has Obama been doing in office then?

    We need to end these bogus laws.
    I know. I feel the same way.
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    Man it would be awesome to fuck with these kids. Take a bunch of porno's and put it in the front seat to see what happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed View Post
    Man it would be awesome to fuck with these kids. Take a bunch of porno's and put it in the front seat to see what happens.
    No.

    I know you'd drive to kennesaw and steal them.

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    ^ Damn straight.
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    damn thats pretty lame. kurshid used to live there, and i did always see alot of kids around.

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    what neighborhood is this were talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by csmiths View Post
    damn thats pretty lame. kurshid used to live there, and i did always see alot of kids around.
    Yup.

    We think they tried to break into K's old house.

    His garage is all fucked up.

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    Time for hollow points in the 9 and the shot gun.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cm7k24 View Post
    what neighborhood is this were talking about
    Off of Frey rd near shiloh.

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    Hope you catch those bastards and they get raped in juvenile

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    Off of Frey rd near shiloh.
    damn, i live like less than a mile from that intersection.

    a kid in my neighborhood broke into my neighbors truck, and his Pit caught him.
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    Just sit there with a laser pointer and paint them up as they walk up to the car...Or use the laser sight on your snub nose .357 magnum...
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    na.. just catch them and smash there hands with a hammer.. then tell them next time the other hands comeing off! or get 9mm paint tipped rounds and unload on them.. not deadly but leaves scars! and if ya catch them then do the first and also brand them with the mark of a thief!
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    thats racist....so are we gonna have an IA stakeout?



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    put an ipod into an old fashion steel bear trap
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    Yup.

    We think they tried to break into K's old house.

    His garage is all fucked up.

    That garage has been fucked up forever, but they could have made it worse. Good luck in catching the pricks

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    The door is off the hinges now and his back door has been opened recently.

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