Just wanted to let you all know I am better than most people here.
I drive a BMW.
Hey...
Just wanted to let you all know I am better than most people here.
I drive a BMW.
What is a bmw? Ive only heard of Mercedes
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Originally Posted by Sunkenkarma
What is a bmw? Ive only heard of Porsche
I read this thread three more times looking for that comment to rep them and it wasn't even there.
Fuck you.
No M3 = No Care!
your boy friend lets you drive his car?
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Naw, he has a gay car....an Integra.
dude, only homos drive honda/ acuras
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BMW...Bi Men Workshop
mines has V8s
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How do you get Herpes?
Herpes is spread by direct skin to skin contact. Unlike a flu virus that you can get through the air, herpes spreads by direct contact, that is, directly from the site of infection to the site of contact. For example, if you have a cold sore and kiss someone, you can transfer the virus to their mouth. Similarly, if you have active genital herpes and have vaginal or anal intercourse, you can give your partner genital herpes. Finally, if you have a cold sore and put your mouth on your partners genitals (oral sex), you can give your partner genital herpes.
When Is Herpes Most Likely To Be Spread?
Herpes is most easily spread when a sore is present, but, it is also often spread at other times too. Some people notice itching, tingling or other sensations before they see anything on their skin. These are called "Prodromal Symptoms" and they warn that virus may be present on the skin. Herpes is most likely to be spread from the time these first symptoms are noticed until the area is completely healed and the skin looks normal again. Sexual contact (oral, vaginal, or anal) is very risky during this time.
Can Herpes Be Transmitted Without Symptoms?
Yes! Sometimes those who know they are infected spread the virus between outbreaks, when no signs or symptoms are present. This is called "Asymptomatic Transmission."
Research also shows that herpes simplex infections are often spread by people who don't know they are infected. These people may have symptoms so mild they don't notice them at all or else don't recognize them as herpes.
Many genital herpes infections are spread from persons who are asymptomatic "Shedders" of the virus.
For those who recognize their symptoms, asymptomatic transmission appears to be far less likely than spreading the virus when lesions are present. Many couples have had sexual relations for years without transmitting herpes. Some simply avoid having sexual contact when signs or symptoms are present. Others use condoms or other protection between outbreaks to help protect against asymptomatic shedding.
Are complications possible?
One kind of complication involves spreading the virus from the location of an outbreak to other places on the body by touching the sore(s). The fingers, eyes, and other body areas can accidentally become infected in this way. Preventing self-infection is simple. Do not touch the area during an outbreak. If you do, wash your hands as soon as possible. The herpes virus is easily killed with soap and water.
What about pregnancy? Can babies get herpes?
Babies can become infected with the herpes virus. If you've been exposed to herpes, you need to talk with your doctor about it before you get pregnant. This is important even if you've never had symptoms or haven't had a recurrence in a long time. The doctor might arrange a test to see if virus is present when you go into labor. In addition, you should be examined to see if you have herpes at labor and should notify the doctor if you think you have active symptoms at that time.
If no virus is found in the birth canal and there are no symptoms or signs of an outbreak, a vaginal delivery is considered safe. If herpes is present in the birth canal near the time of delivery, a cesarean section might be necessary to protect the newborn from coming into direct contact with the virus.
Babies also can get herpes if they are kissed by someone with a cold sore. A young baby cannot fight off infections as easily as an adult can, so serious problems might result. It's important that you do not kiss a baby when you have a cold sore.
Can herpes cause AIDS?
Herpes simplex virus is not related to Human Immuno-Deficiency Virus (HIV), the cause of AIDS. Studies suggest that sores or lesions in the genital area make a person more prone to HIV infection if they have sex with someone carrying HIV. This may be because sores create breaks in the skin of the genitals and make it easier for HIV to get into the body. Given that herpes causes such lesions, it is extremely important to avoid sex during outbreaks. Further research is being conducted in this area.
Hey.....
ur not
CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed
when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
‘There’s no way they can catch a BMW,’ he thought to himself and sped up even more.
Then the reality of the situation hit him, ‘What the heck am I doing?’ he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.“
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed
when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
‘There’s no way they can catch a BMW,’ he thought to himself and sped up even more.
Then the reality of the situation hit him, ‘What the heck am I doing?’ he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.“
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
reps to u sir......
I DRIVE A TRUCK THEREFORE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS....
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CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
GARLIC, DILL CUCUMBER PICKLES
5 qt. water
1 qt. vinegar
5 c. sugar
1 c. pickling salt
Sliced cucumbers
Dill heads
Garlic buds
This recipe makes a sweet pickle similar to bread and butter pickles.
Boil water, vinegar, sugar and salt; add sliced lengthwise cucumbers 1 quart at a time to boiling solution until cucumbers change color.
Pack in jar. Put 2 garlic and 1 dill head per quart. Cover with boiling solution, seal jars.
Note: Revised canning methods call for processing quart jars 15 minutes in a boiling water bath. Consult your favorite canning reference for more details on proper canning techniques.
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This is my my horse...
shuddup woman get on my horse.
My spoon is TOO big
97 DX Civic w/ H22 FS
Hang on...what do I drive again?
BMW=BLACKS MANS WISH
I DRIVE A TRUCK THEREFORE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS....
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