Wow!!! Evan just can't get enough of me eh? It's starting to get pass flattery to just plain obsession! Man if I had nuts Evan would have both in his mouth . He'd suffocate from the lack of oxygen. Maybe for christmas I will have you a synthetic pair made so at night you can suck on them like a pacifier, it will help you sleep better .
And what's up with English 101 in here? Since when did the people of IA graduate with a Masters in English and decide to teach others? Damn I must be silly. Here I am paying for an education, when I can just log onto IA and learn everything I need about life! WOW IA, you've changed my life!