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  1. 11-16-2009, 01:08 PM #1
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    Default My couch pulls out...

    but I don't.
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    Giving Bitches a creampie is FTW!
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    old.
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    ..wow
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    Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!
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    Lol I don't think I can impregnate a girl. Low sperm count is FTW and FTL at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!
    That's what birth control is for
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    That's what birth control is for
    Ahh I think we found a girl that likes receiving creampies, which is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!
    God forbid if he reproduces..
    Jason..
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    ^ Who you talkin bout Willis?
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    Child Support FTL.....
    NO ADVERTISING

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  12. 11-16-2009, 02:28 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    Child Support FTL.....
    That's what a good kick in the stomach or a push down some stairs is for. Or you can tell the bitch if she would of kept her legs closed she wouldn't be knocked up and that it's not yours..
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  13. 11-16-2009, 02:48 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    God forbid if he reproduces..
    X2
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    That's what birth control is for

    tell that to your parents.
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  15. 11-16-2009, 03:21 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
    tell that to your parents.
    Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?
    You are now standing in the middle of a minefield.
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    Ugly and/or fat ones. Wait, Hispanics still give it to them, so I think that pretty much covers everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?

    you idiot. i meant tell them birth control works, cuz you were still born.
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?
    I can think of several..if you honestly believe this than you have bigger problems that I thought before.
    Jason..
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  22. 11-16-2009, 05:00 PM #22
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    Kris- You know I never get your jokes lol

    Jason- I wasn't referring to EVERY teenage girl. I have friends who are still virgins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    You are now standing in the middle of a minefield.
    How so??
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Kris- You know I never get your jokes lol

    Jason- I wasn't referring to EVERY teenage girl. I have friends who are still virgins.
    I know... i know...
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    I'm sure you probably drink the cum out of his asshole after you don't pull out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    I'm sure you probably drink the cum out of his asshole after you don't pull out.

    Wait, Billy's a felcher?
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

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    boy or girl?
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    tied tubes FTW. I was nailing this chick that was fixed and goddamn was it full of win. She takes it in the butt too:idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by stillaneon View Post
    Wait, Billy's a felcher?
    Falso.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts View Post
    tied tubes FTW. I was nailing this chick that was fixed and goddamn was it full of win. She takes it in the butt too:idb:
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    i thought the title said "my coach pulls out..."

    reading skills ftl
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    How so??
    It actually stayed calm. Nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarietTubgrl View Post
    i thought the title said "my coach pulls out..."

    reading skills ftl
    Apparently your language arts teachers were coaches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    It actually stayed calm. Nevermind.
    usually ends up that way
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    Child Support FTL.....
    Go down to the clinic and pay your $15 but I suggest you bring your own coat hanger, I have heard the ones they have are a bit rusty.
    Try not. Do or Do not.
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    Billy has teh AIDS.

    My Evo would drag his vette down the road too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    Billy has teh AIDS.

    My Evo would drag his vette down the road too!
    Falso once again...
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    I used to not pull out. Then the OP happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    pics. r it never happened....
    I can post pics in the near future
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