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  1. 11-11-2009, 02:36 PM #1
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    Default Tenjooberrymuds

    In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".


    Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow July den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I... don't think so."

    RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

    RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RoomService: "We bodder?"

    Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

    RoomService: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

    RoomService: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

    RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

    Guest: "You're welcome"


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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  2. 11-11-2009, 02:39 PM #2
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    LULz


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  3. 11-11-2009, 02:40 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    LULz


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    returned

    I must admit, I am still chuckling


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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  4. 11-11-2009, 02:44 PM #4
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    dam took me a minute to figure out what that meant....
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  5. 11-11-2009, 03:14 PM #5
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    Lulz. +reps
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  6. 11-11-2009, 03:14 PM #6
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    lol. i got it. dam i was confused
    + to u
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  7. 11-11-2009, 03:16 PM #7
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    OH MY GOD THIS THING IS OLD...

    Of course I own this.
    IT PUTS THE OREOS ON THE RIM
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  8. 11-11-2009, 03:20 PM #8
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    lol +rep
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  9. 11-11-2009, 03:22 PM #9
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    it took me way too long to comprehend this....phoney though
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  10. 11-11-2009, 03:23 PM #10
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    hahah this is funny.
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  11. 11-11-2009, 03:49 PM #11
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    lmfao. jesus i couldn't even understand half that shit until it was translated.. outstanding.
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  12. 11-11-2009, 05:12 PM #12
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  13. 11-11-2009, 05:26 PM #13
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    LIRL!!!!!!!!!
    That shit is hilarious. Started getting frustrated because I couldn't understand
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    THAT'S MY JAM!
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  14. 11-12-2009, 03:08 PM #14
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  15. 11-12-2009, 03:12 PM #15
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    Thanks dickhead, I now have a headache.

    Lol and +repz. I understood everything the person on the other end of the phone was saying just had to read it slow.
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  16. 11-12-2009, 03:43 PM #16
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    Took me a while.
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