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    Default I'd like to take a minute just sit right there...

    "...and tell you how I took off in a balloon filled with hot air. In eastern Colorado born and raised chasin' tornadoes is how I spent most of my days. Chillin' and laxin' all cool shootin' some helium out by the pool when a couple of winds that were up to no good start pushing me out of my neighborhood. I took one little flight and my mom god scared. She said you're moving with your new mom from Wife Swap in a balloon filled with hot air. I fell out of a box and won't turn 7 or 8 and I yelled to the balloon, " Going down, smell ya later!" They google earth'd me on Wolf Blitzer, I was finally there. Safe in my home, known as the Prince of the Air. I hid in my attic, the falcon that never went in the air."

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    LAME.

    however it updated me on that retarded kids situation. guess they saved him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HundoŽ View Post
    LAME.

    however it updated me on that retarded kids situation. guess they saved him?
    He never went anywhere. I called it an hour before they found him hiding in the attic.

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    "When the Heene family aren't chasing storms, they devote their time to scientific experiments that include looking for extraterrestrials" - News Link

    This most definitely was a cry for help from this kid. His parents must have been spending too much time looking for extraterrestrials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    He never went anywhere. I called it an hour before they found him hiding in the attic.

    LOL WHAAA? thats hilarious, he set that shit off and had everybody looking for him. HAHAHAH

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    I'm so lost. Was he in a balloon or something???

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I'm so lost. Was he in a balloon or something???
    Look at cnn.com. One of the top stories.
    UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.

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    Yeah I heard about this stupid shit yesterday afternoon.
    I wonder if the dad is counting on the money from interviews to pay for the bill he's about to get for the recovery of his balloon lol


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    it would be pretty fucking sweet to have your own balloon to pull a stunt like this with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    it would be pretty fucking sweet to have your own balloon to pull a stunt like this with.
    With rising airline costs lets do it! No baggage checks and you can carry more than 3oz. of fluid. The problem is a destination lol!

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    LOL @ this thread
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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