LMAO @ non-drivers

[Doppelgänger]

For once, i'm not really mad..but I just have to laugh.

So my friend and I leave work to go grab someTaco-Bell. On our way back, we come down the same 2-lane road we always use but this time we get stopped at the light before the street we need to take a turn on. Well, the light turns green and we go. Mind you, his car is a Volvo 850 Turbo and he has a heavy foot..but not accelerating out of the ordinary or anything. So we didn't really pay much attention to the mid-90's Blazer next to us until it started wondering over in our lane...which is about the time we got in the right turn lane to make our right. Well, the driver of the Blazer hits the brakes, yells something at us and gets behind us...and turns right as well. Ummm OK? WTF? Whatever. So as soon as we make our right, we get stopped at another light, and Blazerman pulls up next to us passively saying "fucking morons" quite loudly.

Here is the following conversation-

Me- "Well, if you knew you were goign to be making a fucking right turn you would have gotten in the right fucking lane when you had a chance"

Blazerman- "Well I was trying to accelerate to get ahead of you but your dumbass was blocking me."

(this would have cause him to cut us off and brake-check us in order to make the aforementioned right hand turn)

Me- "Ummm no, we were just accelerating"

My friend- "You need to learn to fucking drive and use a blinker"

Blazerman- "Fucking pansies. Stop driving mommy's car"

Me- "Oh shut the fuck up you fuckng inbreed".

Blazerman- (mumbles loudly looking forward) "I'll fucking shoot you". (lurches forward as if to run the red light)

We move up.

My friend- "Why don't you get the fuck out of the car asshole?"

Me to my friend loudly "He's just a fucking moron"

Blazerman- (mumbling) "fucking fags.....punk ass kids.........fucking morons"

My friend- "Oh go fuck yourself."

Then the light turned green and we punch it to keep him from trying something stupid like cutting us off or blocking us. But this brought on another problem, the entrance to our building was about 50yds ahead and we didn't want him following us. So we went to the next light, into a shopping center and did a u-turn. Well Blazerman got in the left turn lane at that light and got stuck behind several cars..and they don't have a turn light...he is trapped. So as we drove back by, I took some warm cup of something that was in the cupholder and drilled his POS with it. He was yelling something, but we were too busy laughing and the nice tall median kept him at bay.There was a cop at the light directing traffic and I was tempted to get out and tell him the driver of the Blazer was threatening to shoot us...man that would have pissed Blazerman off lol

Cliffs-
Driver attempts to pull some stupid last minute shit and fails
Driver gets mad at us when we didn't do anything wrong
We exchange words
Cup of liquid-something find it's way to Driver's POS.
We Win.

Both of us are still here laughing about it. We're not mad..and it's funny as hell that dipstick got all up in a wad for a situation he put himself into and was all pissed off.