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  1. 10-11-2009, 10:19 PM #1
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    Default I'm perusing the Net...

    Minding my own business trying to read everything I can so that I can be the usual know-it-all when all of a sudden I look up at the wall in front of me and see flames flickering around the room. I look down and the floor is nothing but molten fucking lava. I'm sweating more profusely than Paris Hilton in a confessional. It's then that I realize that I'm actually on the fucking Sun.

    I'm not really on the Sun, but damn if the heat hasn't been turned up to fever like temperatures.

    I thought all wives knew one of the basic rules of marriage: Never, ever, under any circumstances, do you touch a white man's thermostat.

    Fuck heat. Later, QD.
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  2. 10-11-2009, 10:21 PM #2
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    Punish her!
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    I can't stand to be hot and sweaty when I'm relaxing at home. I have the A/C on right now, and it is cool outside.
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    psilocybian? no more wife with hands on thermostat!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post

    I thought all wives knew one of the basic rules of marriage: Never, ever, under any circumstances, do you touch a white man's thermostat.
    Later, QD.
    Just try telling her that in a serious tone. See what she does next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David88vert View Post
    Just try telling her that in a serious tone. See what she does next.
    It's easier to type it here where she won't see it. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    It's easier to type it here where she won't see it. Later, QD.

    Believe me, I know....
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    It's easier to type it here where she won't see it. Later, QD.
    Honestly, I can't understand why after all these years she doesn't come on here to see what the fuck you type about all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    Honestly, I can't understand why after all these years she doesn't come on here to see what the fuck you type about all day.
    Yeah! Does she ever ask you what you talk about or what you do?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    I'm reading thinking you are going to say your house was on fire or some shit!
    But lol
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    hahaha. Nice description.
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    You should spray your hot man lava on her face.

    Then tell her "whoops, I was just adjusting my thermostat"

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    Wait so your 6th sense didn't kick in when she touched it?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXJu3_H34c
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Minding my own business trying to read everything I can so that I can be the usual know-it-all when all of a sudden I look up at the wall in front of me and see flames flickering around the room. I look down and the floor is nothing but molten fucking lava. I'm sweating more profusely than Paris Hilton in a confessional. It's then that I realize that I'm actually on the fucking Sun.

    I'm not really on the Sun, but damn if the heat hasn't been turned up to fever like temperatures.

    I thought all wives knew one of the basic rules of marriage: Never, ever, under any circumstances, do you touch a white man's thermostat.

    Fuck heat. Later, QD.
    Are you having hot flashes QD ?
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