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  1. 10-11-2009, 01:12 PM #1
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    Default Kids say the darndest things!

    So as I am laying here on my couch, I hear the kids out front kicking the soccer ball around as usual (just checking to see if they hit my car and fuck it up I will fuck up their parent's wallet). So I see this older lady walking by talking to the kids. One of the little boys say "what did that old lady say" while she was standing right there. The lady chuckled and repeated back "old lady!" She grabbed the soccer ball (I guess to show them how old she really is) and kicked it down the street for the little boy to go catch.
    I found this shit to be hilarious!

    Do you all have any stories?
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    no way!


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    Lol i got one. Went back to my old neighborhood and the kids were playing basketball. I was like " hey lil man let me see the ball " and the little fucker grabbed his balls and was like "see deez nuts *****" and started giggling. I ran over there and choked the shit out of him lol
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    One time I was banging this 13yr old chick and she said... errrrr... ~looks for Chris Hanson~ Maybe I shouldn't tell this story.



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    My friends 3 year old now refers to himself as big pimpin, but I MIGHT have had a hand in that. Maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95alty View Post
    Lol i got one. Went back to my old neighborhood and the kids were playing basketball. I was like " hey lil man let me see the ball " and the little fucker grabbed his balls and was like "see deez nuts *****" and started giggling. I ran over there and choked the shit out of him lol
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    When I worked in this daycare, I taught one of the kids I was keeping to say peace up A-town down shawty everyday when she left lol
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    How many welfare babies you have there BC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    How many welfare babies you have there BC?
    I don't know.
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    repost



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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    When I worked in this daycare, I taught one of the kids I was keeping to say peace up A-town down shawty everyday when she left lol

    you should be fucking murdered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    you should be fucking murdered.
    X2, now I won't trust day cares when I have a child, teaching my kids to be all ghetto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II View Post
    X2, now I won't trust day cares when I have a child, teaching my kids to be all ghetto.
    Because this is something that can be learned
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    you should be fucking murdered.

    Agreed maybe you should teach them something they will use in life like how to divide an 8 ball of coke.
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    this girl i hungout with a few years ago had a daughter and she would call her mom a butt slut, it was always funny as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    Agreed maybe you should teach them something they will use in life like how to divide an 8 ball of coke.

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