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    Default question for the gentlemen

    Pretty random. So you go somewhere with a girl and you open the car door for her, close the door and proceeds to enter the car from your door. What are you thinking while you're getting to your door??


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard View Post
    ''What was her name again?"
    "i swear she looked skinnier in the pics she sent me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonezMTA View Post
    "i swear she looked skinnier in the pics she sent me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    "I wonder if i am going to be getting poon tonight."


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    you really didn't have to tell... we already knew. Guys know they are getting laid if they open the door for their date.


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    you really didn't have to tell... we already knew. Guys know they are getting laid if they open the door for their date.



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    how the hell am i gonna get rid of this bitch, without looseing half my shit.

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    I hope I closed the door tight. I dont wanna drive down the road and hear the door ajar beep

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    damn I hope the extra weight in my car doesnt make it scrape...shoulda got those new shocks going through my apartment complex later is going to hurt

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    Ima gettin laid tonight, fa sho! Self high five!!!!
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    Damn did I leave my keys in the car with her...Oh shit.


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    ^^^can i join rusty.....i got put on the couch tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    ^^^can i join rusty.....i got put on the couch tonight
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA you can film....just sayin, better hurry up Im leaving for her house in 3 mins.
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    aight ill be there in a sec

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    "this bitch better reach over and unlock MY door"

    I hate when they just sit there and Make you unlock your door! lol

    no keyless entry FTL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black4DrEK View Post
    "this bitch better reach over and unlock MY door"

    I hate when they just sit there and Make you unlock your door! lol

    no keyless entry FTL!
    Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw


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    Quote Originally Posted by smoknlegend View Post
    Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw
    lol great vid to go along with the topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoknlegend View Post
    Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw


    wow, my wife passed that test years ago when she was just the girl I knew.

    Interesting!

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    Uhh dude wtf did you just post lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    Uhh dude wtf did you just post lol
    FIXED........


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    I wonder what she's thinkin.

    Mine's the red one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed View Post
    "I wish this night was over so I could already be railing her pussy."


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    I hope she ain't bleed'in.

    Once I close her door it is the perfect oppertunity to get out all farts in the short walk around the car. Then you have to stall so you don't carry that shit smell in when you open the door and sit down. Walk around the car kick'in tires checking tire pressure. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    I hope she ain't bleed'in.

    Once I close her door it is the perfect oppertunity to get out all farts in the short walk around the car. Then you have to stall so you don't carry that shit smell in when you open the door and sit down. Walk around the car kick'in tires checking tire pressure. Lol

    I can so picture some dude doing that too!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    "So do I tell her I have AIDS ahead of time or do I wait and let my doctor send her a letter in the mail?"


    I keed I keed!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    I'm thinking "I hope she appreciates some chivalry." As most say, chivalry has died for most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imperception View Post
    I'm thinking "I hope she appreciates some chivalry." As most say, chivalry has died for most.
    Awwww that was sweet
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Awwww that was sweet
    I'm old school, what can I say lol.

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    Most of my dates ride in the trunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    Most of my dates ride in the trunk

    please at least give her a bottle of water?

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