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10-10-2009, 07:30 PM
uproot

awwwww shyt
10-10-2009, 07:31 PM
Revmaynard

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I mean if you want I can talk shit about your ethnicity or the fact your dad got "deported".

Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:
10-10-2009, 07:33 PM
bonezMTA

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Originally Posted by Revmaynard

So you purposely sound like an idiot?

no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.
10-10-2009, 07:33 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:

o wow. he cornholed my mom. lol and u got a dirty sanchez by him? lol
10-10-2009, 07:34 PM
Revmaynard

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.

wat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...otes/wat-1.jpg
10-10-2009, 07:34 PM
BobbyFresco

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Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Ya, he is a mini person.

Probably like 5'7 or so.

He is cool though, nice guy.

When they came to our house we were playing halo2, and he heard the music and chatted with us about halo for a while.

What happened to the chick who won your episode?
10-10-2009, 07:34 PM
-EnVus-

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.

DAMN! Rev you like his 20th Dumass tonight:rolleyes:
10-10-2009, 07:34 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I mean if you want I can talk shit about your ethnicity or the fact your dad got "deported".

sure y not. let every1 know how little of a man u really are by talkn abou sum1 who did not choose his life bcuz he had no choice. go head... u got my permission
10-10-2009, 07:35 PM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:

Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"
10-10-2009, 07:35 PM
BobbyFresco

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Ya, he is a mini person.

Probably like 5'7 or so.

He is cool though, nice guy.

When they came to our house we were playing halo2, and he heard the music and chatted with us about halo for a while.

What ever happened to the chick that beat you on the show?
10-10-2009, 07:36 PM
MachNU

none of you are funny...plain and simple! :ninja:
10-10-2009, 07:36 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by BobbyFresco

What happened to the chick who won your episode?

She probably blew the producer who let her win.

Then she got her ass kicked on the Best of the Week episode. It was sad. She wouldn't take my advice or listen to any jokes I had for her.
10-10-2009, 07:37 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"

AND THEN U WOKE UP!!! :lmfao:
10-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Revmaynard

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"

That's consideration right there. Sometimes the best gifts in life are free. :cheers:
10-10-2009, 07:37 PM
uproot

omg this thred iz so awsum.
10-10-2009, 07:39 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

That's consideration right there. Sometimes the best gifts in life are free. :cheers:

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:
10-10-2009, 07:39 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

AND THEN U WOKE UP!!! :lmfao:

Ya, it was a dream.

I was dreaming in the magical land of Ebonics.
10-10-2009, 07:40 PM
-EnVus-

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

oh shizzzz you barking up the wrong tree
10-10-2009, 07:40 PM
ATL_EG

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

dude, you suck

like REALLY badly
10-10-2009, 07:40 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Ya, it was a dream.

I was dreaming in the magical land of Ebonics.

THATS KOO...
10-10-2009, 07:40 PM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

Do we need to explain to you how babies are made?

They are not born from blowjobs.

You're hispanic, I'd think you'd understand how babies are made. You guys are efficient as hell at it.
10-10-2009, 07:40 PM
Revmaynard

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

You can't impregnate someone by getting a blowjob. LOLOL

edit:
Ninja'd damnit. lol
10-10-2009, 07:41 PM
D3UC3S

b@d @pple
QD
half baked
baby j

no particular order
10-10-2009, 07:41 PM
bonezMTA

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Originally Posted by ATL_EG

dude, you suck

like REALLY badly

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!
10-10-2009, 07:41 PM
Revmaynard

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, whereas your mom does it for free.
10-10-2009, 07:42 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

You can't impregnate someone buy getting a blowjob. LOLOL

edit:
Ninja'd damnit. lol

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS
10-10-2009, 07:42 PM
D3UC3S

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Do we need to explain to you how babies are made?

They are not born from blowjobs.

You're hispanic, I'd think you'd understand how babies are made. You guys are efficient as hell at it.

list verified....this motherfucker is hilarioius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
10-10-2009, 07:42 PM
-EnVus-

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!

PLEASE STOP TYPING THAT WAY IM GETTING A HEAD ACHE !!!!
10-10-2009, 07:43 PM
ATL_EG

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!

i don't feel like translating that. im heading out for the night, y'all take it easy ;)
10-10-2009, 07:43 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, where as your mom does it for free.

JEA...N WONDERLAND FUKTARD.
10-10-2009, 07:43 PM
bonezMTA

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Originally Posted by ATL_EG

i don't feel like translating that. im heading out for the night, y'all take it easy ;)

AWWW...I MADE U LEAVE. O WELL:2up:
10-10-2009, 07:43 PM
-EnVus-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revmaynard

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, whereas your mom does it for free.

correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free
10-10-2009, 07:43 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by bonezMTA

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS

THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)
10-10-2009, 07:44 PM
bonezMTA

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Originally Posted by JDMJAY

PLEASE STOP TYPING THAT WAY IM GETTING A HEAD ACHE !!!!

U MEAN DIZ? HOW BOU NO BITCH!!! TAKE 12 PILLZ AND IM SURE IT'LL B YO LAST HEAD ACHE
10-10-2009, 07:44 PM
Revmaynard

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS

Yea, cause thats typically how people do that. Have you ever had sex? Or even a blowjob? When receiving a blowjob or fucking a woman you typically pull out for facial.
10-10-2009, 07:45 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)

O UR FRIEND GOES ASS 2 MOUTH ON U? SRRY. I WUZ JUS LETTN OL DUDE KNOW HOW IT CUL HAPPN
10-10-2009, 07:45 PM
uproot

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonezMTA

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/r73bkx.png
10-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Revmaynard

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Originally Posted by JDMJAY

correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free

She goes by many names, but I can't usually understand her from the accent of MYCOCKBEINGDOWNHERTHROAT.
10-10-2009, 07:45 PM
bonezMTA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)

AND U CNT GET PREGNANT THRU THE ASS DUMASS. LEARN YO SHYT
10-10-2009, 07:46 PM
ATL_EG

fuck it, i can't leave yet, this is getting too good

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