I got this from another forum, but its awesome.

Corrupt a wish is where someone will wish for something and you must corrupt it, Example:
Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted, but you get cancer and must spend it on cancer treatment;

Someone posted " I wish i had a 10 pound of weed that filled all the way back up every time i closed it."

Response: "Granted. But the bag will be your scrotom, so you will be limp and childless forever. I wish I could get more scholarship money to my university."


if you corrupt a wish you must have a wish of your own, and you must corrupt the one above yours.
And so we begin...

I wish my car had the fastest 1/4 mile time in existence.