Corrupt a wish

[RandomGuy]

I got this from another forum, but its awesome.

Corrupt a wish is where someone will wish for something and you must corrupt it, Example:
Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted, but you get cancer and must spend it on cancer treatment;

Someone posted " I wish i had a 10 pound of weed that filled all the way back up every time i closed it."

Response: "Granted. But the bag will be your scrotom, so you will be limp and childless forever. I wish I could get more scholarship money to my university."


if you corrupt a wish you must have a wish of your own, and you must corrupt the one above yours.
And so we begin...

I wish my car had the fastest 1/4 mile time in existence.

[uproot]

granted. but you can only run it once, then your car will explode and you will die.


i wish i was in a successful rock band.

[YokotaS13]

granted, but the first year your group will split up and you will be a druggie for hte rest of your life

I wish i could afford a supermoto front wheel

[RandomGuy]

granted, but the first year your group will split up and you will be a druggie for hte rest of your life

I wish i could afford a supermoto front wheel

granted, but you will be able to afford it by selling your arms to an armless cambodian kid.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

[uproot]

granted, but you will be able to afford it by selling your arms to an armless cambodian kid.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

granted, but in small writing it says "You can only get out of jail to be sent to germany to be used as a gay sex slave."

I wish i had a tempurpedic mattress.

[Leisa]

I got this from another forum, but its awesome.

Corrupt a wish is where someone will wish for something and you must corrupt it, Example:
Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted, but you get cancer and must spend it on cancer treatment;

Someone posted " I wish i had a 10 pound of weed that filled all the way back up every time i closed it."

Response: "Granted. But the bag will be your scrotom, so you will be limp and childless forever. I wish I could get more scholarship money to my university."


if you corrupt a wish you must have a wish of your own, and you must corrupt the one above yours.
And so we begin...

I wish my car had the fastest 1/4 mile time in existence.

your avatar freaks me out :confused:

[RandomGuy]

freaks you out :jerkit: or freaks you OUTTT or

oh shit

by the way thats not a wish

[RandomGuy]

granted, but in small writing it says "You can only get out of jail to be sent to germany to be used as a gay sex slave."

I wish i had a tempurpedic mattress.

granted. But the matress will only be given to you because now you're on bed-rest for the rest of your life due to a spinal injury.

I wish I had the recipe for the cure for AIDs. $$$

[quickdodge®]

granted. But you will have to be the guinnea pig and the test will fail.

I wish I could make out, just once, with a pregnant Britney Spears. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

granted. But you will have to be the guinnea pig and the test will fail. (if the test fails, why not use the working cure afterwards to cure myself... blahahaha )

I wish I could make out, just once, with a pregnant Britney Spears. Later, QD.

Granted, But the making out leads to something more, and the baby ends up having dimples on its head.

I wish I owned my own small island nation.

[TranceDJ06]

Granted, But the making out leads to something more, and the baby ends up having dimples on its head.

I wish I owned my own small island nation.

Granted..But the Small Island you Owned had a big ass Tsunami and you and Every"thhing" else died.

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me

[RandomGuy]

Granted..But the Small Island you Owned had a big ass Tsunami and you and Every"thhing" else died.

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me

Granted, You have a Mac F1, but the baby chickens next to you are literally hot, theyre on fire, they cause the seat to get on fire, and eventually the car explodes- with you inside.

I wish bananas weren't so homo-erotically shaped.

[quickdodge®]

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me

Granted. But with the McLaren being only at a 1:64 scale, the chick, which is actually a tranny, leaves you and goes back to being straight.

I still wish I could stay a week on Mars. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted. But with the McLaren being only at a 1:64 scale, the chick, which is actually a tranny, leaves you and goes back to being straight.

I still wish I could stay a week on Mars. Later, QD.

lol... granted, stay a week on Mars. Die within the first 30 seconds without the oxygen, and rot for the rest of the 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

I still wish bananas werent so homo-erotically shaped.

[uproot]

Granted, but the banana's new shape causes primates to lose interest in them, they then turn to other foods and they very quickly evolve into a super race and take over the human race.

I wish I had free gasoline for the rest of my life.

[Tbird_guy]

Granted, but the banana's new shape causes primates to lose interest in them, they then turn to other foods and they very quickly evolve into a super race and take over the human race.

I wish I had free gasoline for the rest of my life.

Granted, but upon your first free fill up, static electricity causes you to explode into a ball of flames...You die.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[chrisdavis]

Granted, but upon your first free fill up, static electricity causes you to explode into a ball of flames...You die.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Done. But you wake up to find that you are the asshole of a gay porn star who is attemping to set a world record for the largest gangbang in 24 hrs.




and I wish for three hands so I could give this thread three thumbs up

[ALVIN]

Granted you have three hands, but now you are forced to work as a homosexual street whore that gives out triple hand jobs at a time.

I wish my acura was trubo'd.

[quickdodge®]

I wish my acura was trubo'd.

NOT GRANTED for the fact that no one knows what a "trubo" is.

I wish that there were world peace through out. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

Granted there is world peace through out, but every one is just so bored that they randomly start shooting nukes off.

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Granted. But it will be because you didn't get up with your alarm clock because you stayed out too late the night before and when you do finally wake up and realizee you have missed classes for the day, you get in the mindset that you are doomed and that you have done really wrong and start into a life-dooming landslide by going into the city and finding a local caine dealer and buy some off of him and smoke out, get addicted to the shit, start turning tricks on the corner for money because you lost your job due to your "new" life and you spend all your john's money supporting your evil, unforgivable habit and you end up 43 years old and picking yourself up out of gutters and needing a shower because you haven't bathed in the last 3 hours, plus 20 years, so you are flea-infested as well as diseased riddled because of your underground gay tricking lifestyle you thought you had to resort to all because you didn't have classes that one day back in October of 2005.

I wish I had cable modem. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

hahaha

Granted but the cable modem runs off of a 14.4k server so you are stuck waiting an eternity for IA.com to load.

I wish I had a tv in my room.

[RandomGuy]

hahaha

Granted but the cable modem runs off of a 14.4k server so you are stuck waiting an eternity for IA.com to load.

I wish I had a tv in my room.

granted, you now have a TV in your room, It is a 80 inch plasma screen, but the idiot who installed it did so backwards, It is now permanently affixed to the wall, backwards, facing it, removing it would cause bodily damage and/or damage to the screen.

I wish that Quake 4 came out already.

[quickdodge®]

Granted. It came out yesterday. Only thing is, though, is that each time the game is played, you are the always the first character to get killed in the game.

I wish I could have the Porsche I've always wanted. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted. It came out yesterday. Only thing is, though, is that each time the game is played, you are the always the first character to get killed in the game.

I wish I could have the Porsche I've always wanted. Later, QD.

Granted, but ruiner presses charges for grand theft and rape, and you are locked up for a pretty long time.

I wish My current car can hit 200mph+, SAFELY

[quickdodge®]

Granted. Only catch is that once you hit 200mph.................you ever seen the movie Speed?

I wish that I could just run to California in just 10 minutes. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

Granted, but ruiner presses charges for grand theft and rape, and you are locked up for a pretty long time.

I wish My current car can hit 200mph+, SAFELY

LOL, Granted But upon reaching 200mph safely, you activate a bomb similar to the one on SPEED causing the vehicle to explode should it decelerate below 200mph.

I wish that I could fly.

[quickdodge®]

YOU MUTHERFUCCING ASSHOLE!

Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

Granted. Only catch is that once you hit 200mph.................you ever seen the movie Speed?

I wish that I could just run to California in just 10 minutes. Later, QD.

Granted, but by-product of running to cali in just mins without any type of bodily protection has subjected you to major injuries which include: a damaged epidermic and endodermic skin layer, severed limbs and penis.

I wish I had a money tree.

[quickdodge®]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real money tree. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

Granted, but you must spend money off said tree to help Bloods wanting to buy black market pistols.

I wish I had some damn switches on the '64 already

[Kevykev]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real monet tree. Later, QD.

Granted but monets are an unnacceptable form of paypment.

I wish I had a REAL MONEY tree! BITCH!

[NzProjeKt]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real monet tree. Later, QD.

Granted. Your money tree produces such an overwhelming amount of money that the country faces inflation... The value of a dollar falls right under the value of dinero..

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but you must spend money off said tree to help Bloods wanting to buy black market pistols.

I wish I had some damn switches on the '64 already

Granted. But the first time you hit the switch, the car hops so high up that when it comes down you are on Pluto and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode.

I wish the Raiders would win the Super Bowl this year. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

He Wished for a "MONET TREE"!!!

[quickdodge®]

That wasn't me! Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has

[quickdodge®]

Granted. But as soon as the toolbars leave his computer, they attach themselves to your forehead, thus giving you minimal eye-sight....but you can search for everything you want on the Net. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has

he does but loses all access to those gay porn sites he frequents

I wish that footballs were made of chocolate.

[Kevykev]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has

Granted But since Kevin is at his girl's house doing so has somehow caused a Thinkfast's PC to explode in his face.

I wish I had controlable x-ray vision.