Corrupt a wish

[RandomGuy]

Granted But since Kevin is at his girl's house doing so has somehow caused a Thinkfast's PC to explode in his face.

I wish I had controlable x-ray vision.

Granted, you will wish otherwise after you are sentenced to community service at a nursing home.

I still wish that I footballs were made of chocolate.

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but they are only controoled to old, bald gay men.

I wish that I could surf all day, everyday for a year straight. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but they are only controoled to old, bald gay men.

I wish that I could surf all day, everyday for a year straight. Later, QD.

Granted, but you die after a week due to starvation and lack of water and get eaten by sharks.

I wish that chocolate footballs were controlled by old bald gay men.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ That's bet. But the only problem you will face with this is that the old bald gay men will have to have access to your ass and said chocolate footballs.

I wish that mongoloid babies would stop winking at me. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

Granted, but now random guy has no sig and the said mongoloid baby is haunting IA.

I wish it wasn't as hot as it is right now outside in the sun.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Granted, but at the cost of the sun exploding, thus sending Earth into a violent, spinning burst through space ending up crashing into Pluto, flinging you from Earth to the farthest planet out where you stand up and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode....yet again.

I wish that it would be 75 degrees every day, every year. Later, QD.

[R1craze]

This reminds me of the movie wishmaster. Like guy wishes for a million $$$ and his grandma signed a life ins policy then dies on a plane.

[RandomGuy]

^^^ Granted, but at the cost of the sun exploding, thus sending Earth into a violent, spinning burst through space ending up crashing into Pluto, flinging you from Earth to the farthest planet out where you stand up and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode....yet again.

I wish that it would be 75 degrees every day, every year. Later, QD.

Granted, Eskimos will hear of your wish and crucify you, then trade in their bear fur coats for leopard thongs.

I wish they renamed that one song by R. Kelly.

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.

[NzProjeKt]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.

NOT GRANTED!!! THANKS TO OUR MTVS AND THE KANYE WESTS...

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.

granted, but you'd have no time to listen to it


I wish that my damn car finally runs right.

[chrisdavis]

granted, but you'd have no time to listen to it


I wish that my damn car finally runs right.

Granted but it will only run while the wheels are turned all the way to the right.


I wish that I could finally go to day shift.

[ahmonrah]

Granted but it will only run while the wheels are turned all the way to the right.


I wish that I could finally go to day shift.

granted, but the day you do, a coworker will be fired, snap and come back shooting, and you will be killed along with your boss and 2 other co workers...
i wish i was 6'4

[chrisdavis]

granted, but the day you do, a coworker will be fired, snap and come back shooting, and you will be killed along with your boss and 2 other co workers...
i wish i was 6'4

Granted, but every woman in the world will find men over 6'3 completey unattracive and refuse to have anything to do with them.


I wish I had a new Benz

[bigdare23]

Granted, but every woman in the world will find men over 6'3 completey unattracive and refuse to have anything to do with them.


I wish I had a new Benz

granted, but u will have to drive old folks around everytime you want to drive it.

I wish my car was painted

[ahmonrah]

granted, but u will have to drive old folks around everytime you want to drive it.

I wish my car was painted

granted, but the paint will be lead based and in 1 year you will develop a cancer that will attack your lymph nodes killing you .

i wish i owned a 3k sq ft home.

[bigdare23]

granted, but the paint will be lead based and in 1 year you will develop a cancer that will attack your lymph nodes killing you .

i wish i owned a 3k sq ft home.

granted, but you will have only one bedroom, that you would have to share with a gay couple who are men.

Damn, I wish I graduated from GT already

[Seymour222]

granted, but you will have only one bedroom, that you would have to share with a gay couple who are men.

Damn, I wish I graduated from GT already

granted, but you have no ambition and settle for a job separating solid waste for drinking water and contract a disease derived from fecal matter. Your rectum molds itself shut.

I wish I had a giant metal cockroach.

[ahmonrah]

granted, but you have no ambition and settle for a job separating solid waste for drinking water and contract a disease derived from fecal matter. Your rectum molds itself shut.

I wish I had a giant metal cockroach.

granted, but once you aquire this roach, while admiring it one day, it will fall on you, crushing your lower extremeties....leaving you to die slowly.

i wish import atlanta sends fine brazilian hookers to all male members homes!!

[Hektik]

granted, but once you aquire this roach, while admiring it one day, it will fall on you, crushing your lower extremeties....leaving you to die slowly.

i wish import atlanta sends fine brazilian hookers to all male members homes!!

Granted but seeing as how Brazil has such a high AIDS rate u catch AIDS . but only on ur penis and are forced to have it cut off.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
-Skeelo

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I wish I was little bit taller,

granted, but where you grew in height, you lost size where it counts

I wish I was a baller

Granted, but shortly after you'll realize that being a basketball isn't much fun

I wish I had a girl who looked good

Granted, but you quickly learn that male pregancy isn't that great, and you quickly turn against incest after your daughter grows up

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Granted, but your rabbit becomes hostile after being trapped in the hat for so, he brutally murders your entire family and rapes their corpse until rabbit-juice flows from their mouth

and a '64 Impala

Granted, one '64 impala with rb26dett swap. Unfortunately the car came with an angry mob of nissan fans condemming the skyline swap into old school american cars, and another mob of angry old school americans angry because the car was tainted with an imported engine

I wish Hasan would quit asking me out on dates on myspace... No I don't want to take a 'ride' in the starion/conquest/civic

[Hektik]

granted, but where you grew in height, you lost size where it counts


Granted, but shortly after you'll realize that being a basketball isn't much fun


Granted, but you quickly learn that male pregancy isn't that great, and you quickly turn against incest after your daughter grows up


Granted, but your rabbit becomes hostile after being trapped in the hat for so, he brutally murders your entire family and rapes their corpse until rabbit-juice flows from their mouth


Granted, one '64 impala with rb26dett swap. Unfortunately the car came with an angry mob of nissan fans condemming the skyline swap into old school american cars, and another mob of angry old school americans angry because the car was tainted with an imported engine

I wish Hasan would quit asking me out on dates on myspace... No I don't want to take a 'ride' in the starion/conquest/civic

HAHAHAHAHHAHA



Granted but only because you accepted his offer and now you are engaged to Hasan and are going to have small michelin looking babies from youre soon to be husband



I wish Brett would stop reposting

[wantsanS14]

I wish Brett would stop reposting

Granted, but now every1 on IA does

i wish i had a cat back on my Z.

[rodr4813]

Granted, but now every1 on IA does

i wish i had a cat back on my Z.

granted, but you have to :idb: your cousin.

I wish wantsanS14 would do his work in class so i can copy.

[wantsanS14]

granted, but you have to :idb: your cousin.

I wish wantsanS14 would do his work in class so i can copy.

done.shes adopted.

not granted thats wat ur here for.

i wish i had a million $ bank account that refills when empty.

[rodr4813]

granted, but you die.
The End.


I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

[wantsanS14]

granted, but you die.
The End.


I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

granted but its up ur ass.

i wish rod would stop messing wit my 360 sell.

[rodr4813]

granted, but you have to lower the price.
I wish we would stop replying to ourselfs and let someone else get in here.

[R.Kelly]

granted but im the only one in here
I wish that i could leave school and sleep

[Ran]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

[R.Kelly]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

granted but you'll be attending your parents funeral

I wish I had call of duty 3

[rodr4813]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

[R.Kelly]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

granted but the ps3 sucks major ass

i wish that i had the $ for an ls1 swap

[Ran]

granted but the ps3 sucks major ass

i wish that i had the $ for an ls1 swap

Granted, but it explodes after your first launch.

I wish my pancakes weren't cold.

[wantsanS14]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

granted. but you have to sell your body for it.

i wish i graduated already.

[R.Kelly]

Granted, but it explodes after your first launch.

I wish my pancakes weren't cold.

granted but they are so hot they become molten and burn through your lower jaw and through your midsection

i wish my new car wasnt an automatic

[Niger]

i wish my new car wasnt an automatic

granted, it is a 2 speed transmission with a 3.0 final drive.