Granted. But as soon as the toolbars leave his computer, they attach themselves to your forehead, thus giving you minimal eye-sight....but you can search for everything you want on the Net. Later, QD.
Granted. But as soon as the toolbars leave his computer, they attach themselves to your forehead, thus giving you minimal eye-sight....but you can search for everything you want on the Net. Later, QD.
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Granted, but they are only controoled to old, bald gay men.
I wish that I could surf all day, everyday for a year straight. Later, QD.
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Granted, but you die after a week due to starvation and lack of water and get eaten by sharks.Originally Posted by quickdodge®
I wish that chocolate footballs were controlled by old bald gay men.
^^^ That's bet. But the only problem you will face with this is that the old bald gay men will have to have access to your ass and said chocolate footballs.
I wish that mongoloid babies would stop winking at me. Later, QD.
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Granted, but now random guy has no sig and the said mongoloid baby is haunting IA.
I wish it wasn't as hot as it is right now outside in the sun.
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^^^ Granted, but at the cost of the sun exploding, thus sending Earth into a violent, spinning burst through space ending up crashing into Pluto, flinging you from Earth to the farthest planet out where you stand up and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode....yet again.
I wish that it would be 75 degrees every day, every year. Later, QD.
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Granted, Eskimos will hear of your wish and crucify you, then trade in their bear fur coats for leopard thongs.
I wish they renamed that one song by R. Kelly.
This reminds me of the movie wishmaster. Like guy wishes for a million $$$ and his grandma signed a life ins policy then dies on a plane.
Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.
I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.
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granted, but you'd have no time to listen to it
I wish that my damn car finally runs right.
Granted but it will only run while the wheels are turned all the way to the right.
I wish that I could finally go to day shift.
granted, but the day you do, a coworker will be fired, snap and come back shooting, and you will be killed along with your boss and 2 other co workers...
i wish i was 6'4
Granted, but every woman in the world will find men over 6'3 completey unattracive and refuse to have anything to do with them.
I wish I had a new Benz
granted, but u will have to drive old folks around everytime you want to drive it.
I wish my car was painted
granted, but the paint will be lead based and in 1 year you will develop a cancer that will attack your lymph nodes killing you .
i wish i owned a 3k sq ft home.
granted, but you will have only one bedroom, that you would have to share with a gay couple who are men.
Damn, I wish I graduated from GT already
granted, but you die.
The End.
I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.
granted but its up ur ass.
i wish rod would stop messing wit my 360 sell.
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
granted, but you have to lower the price.
I wish we would stop replying to ourselfs and let someone else get in here.
Granted, but you fail your class.
I wish I didn't have class tonight.
granted, but your console burns.
i wish i had money for the ps3.
Granted, but it explodes after your first launch.
I wish my pancakes weren't cold.
granted, it is a 2 speed transmission with a 3.0 final drive.
granted. but you have to sell your body for it.
i wish i graduated already.
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
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