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  1. 10-06-2009, 12:40 PM #1
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    Default The refresher course on E-Thuggin'...

    I made this in October of 2005. It is a guideline, if you will, to E-Thugging. A lot of you have seen this (PBS, Godfather etc.), but with the influx of noobians, I think a refresher course is necessary. So, here you are:



    Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"

    You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:

    1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.

    2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.

    STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION

    3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a series of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the significant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.

    Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.

    Later, QD.
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    Im not gonna lie, I didnt even read that shit
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    we are few and far between. but we make shit interesting.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    notes taken...
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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous
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    Still only one E-Thug in here, however there is one E-Idiot who is probably a real idiot.
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    It's unfortunate that many of the good flame artists have moved on. The problem is, there's no new meat. Most of us that have been in this game for years no longer find entertainment with it because there is no challenge. Personally I blame lousy board staff that allow spamming trolls to wreak havoc on a forum to the point where it's almost painful for anyone with a triple digit IQ to try and sift through it all.

    E-Thuggin', flaming, roasting, real trolling -- is dead. Now it's all about emo fucks exposing their stupidity in hopes to get a few laughs out of people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rehab View Post
    It's unfortunate that many of the good flame artists have moved on. The problem is, there's no new meat. Most of us that have been in this game for years no longer find entertainment with it because there is no challenge. Personally I blame lousy board staff that allow spamming trolls to wreak havoc on a forum to the point where it's almost painful for anyone with a triple digit IQ to try and sift through it all.

    E-Thuggin', flaming, roasting, real trolling -- is dead. Now it's all about emo fucks exposing their stupidity in hopes to get a few laughs out of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresco View Post
    QFT
    QFT. Later, QD.
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    lol!

    although you lost me with the first line cause i dont go home and get on the computer cause im on it all day at work
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    Another thing I would have to add is that it is imperative for all E-thugs to claim victory in owning their opponent, no matter what.

    "You are just butthurt because I owned your ass."

    "Try with another comeback, I will just own you again."

    "I will let you sit and percolate on that verbal beatdown I just bestowed upon you."

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    I remember this post lol
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    u spelled series wrong in rule number 3
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik View Post
    u spelled series wrong in rule number 3
    You must be blind, I don't see anything.
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    this is awesome even though the OP is gay.
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    Thuggin'

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    This should be sticky
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