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10-01-2009, 03:12 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by rehab

What now you, whore? Need some more of my attention? Catnip cannot make you squirt anymore so you're thinking of moving on? What? WHAT???!! Sorry, but I am taken - unfortunately for you, ditchpig. You couldn't keep up anyways. 19 year old slut. Please. I mean why would I even waste my time on your pussy when your gonorrhea has given your pussy juice the consistency of oatmeal?! Hahaaa!!! Anways. Since you have graced the forum with your presence, why don't you come here and rub that sweet butt of yours truly, and I'll reward you with a $100 bill... rolled up and inserted in your poop chute. How's that sound? You skanky hoe. Oh and when you are done you can unzip my fly and nibble the rock hard encrusted shit from my rusty prince Albert.

... but, to answer your cuntfused ass I am not kidding. Dead serious about everything I say. Now shut the fuck up.

Oh and by the fucking way, asshole.

I rather not look like this:

http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/upl.../01/skinny.jpg

I'm happy with my weight darling, I have no complains ;) :boobies: :idb::camera:

http://i36.tinypic.com/a2w7k3.jpg

JUST SAYIN'
10-01-2009, 03:13 PM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Oh and by the fucking way, asshole.

I rather not look like this:

http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/upl.../01/skinny.jpg

I'm happy with my weight darling, I have no complains ;) :boobies: :idb::camera:

http://i36.tinypic.com/a2w7k3.jpg

JUST SAYIN'

U look like a monkey
10-01-2009, 03:15 PM
rehab

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Originally Posted by teh bri

I'm happy with my weight darling, I have no complains ;) :boobies: :idb::camera:

http://i36.tinypic.com/a2w7k3.jpg

JUST SAYIN'

:lmfao:

Sure you have a nice tan, but dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face?
Lose 20 pounds and you'll look a hundred times better than the current IA females posting around. LOLLLLLL
10-01-2009, 03:22 PM
bdydrpdmazda

damn this thread is getting crazy

funny as fuck though
10-01-2009, 03:23 PM
bdydrpdmazda

you do have a very nice tan teh bri
10-01-2009, 03:25 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason..

U look like a monkey

more like a neanderthal.
10-01-2009, 03:26 PM
TRDwasiq

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

more like a neanderthal.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

wow
10-01-2009, 03:27 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

I'm not answering to your stupid reply. Sorry, but humor was not found.

You must not've comprehended it very well. I about pissed myself from laughter.

HOWEVER, back on topic. You fucking idiots in this thread saying that dudes girl didn't have nice tits, but you look at bri's tits which hang down to her belly button, i mean WELL DROOPY SWINGERS, and you fucking fist yourself with pleasure. Bobbyfresh, you included. Come on now gents. Lets be realistic.
10-01-2009, 03:33 PM
teh bri

LOLOLOL, I mean jesus christ.

You guys are so fucking dumb.

I can post pictures of myself all fucking day.

This is just humerous.

http://i38.tinypic.com/r85lso.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/15724xv.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/2wcgmtx.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2i8cc3k.jpg
10-01-2009, 03:35 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

You must not've comprehended it very well. I about pissed myself from laughter.

HOWEVER, back on topic. You fucking idiots in this thread saying that dudes girl didn't have nice tits, but you look at bri's tits which hang down to her belly button, i mean WELL DROOPY SWINGERS, and you fucking fist yourself with pleasure. Bobbyfresh, you included. Come on now gents. Lets be realistic.

:lmfao::lmfao:

If you say so!
10-01-2009, 03:35 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

LOLOLOL, I mean jesus christ.

You guys are so fucking dumb.

I can post pictures of myself all fucking day.

This is just humerous.

http://i38.tinypic.com/r85lso.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/15724xv.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/2wcgmtx.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2i8cc3k.jpg

nobody asked for pictures. we've all seen you naked. we dont need to know what your tits look like in a pushup wonder bra. we know when you unleash them they thump the floor like a bag of sand (lolol 40yroldvirgin).
10-01-2009, 03:38 PM
bdydrpdmazda

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

nobody asked for pictures. we've all seen you naked. we dont need to know what your tits look like in a pushup wonder bra. we know when you unleash them they thump the floor like a bag of sand (lolol 40yroldvirgin).

I havent
10-01-2009, 03:38 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

nobody asked for pictures. we've all seen you naked. we dont need to know what your tits look like in a pushup wonder bra. we know when you unleash them they thump the floor like a bag of sand (lolol 40yroldvirgin).

Lol, wonder bra? Um, try not. I don't have push up bra.

If you're trying to get me to take naked pictures of myself and post them like Tori its not happening.
10-01-2009, 03:40 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Lol, wonder bra? Um, try not. I don't have push up bra.

If you're trying to get me to take naked pictures of myself and post them like Tori its not happening.

darling, i've got your naked pictures, unfortunately if i post them i could get a temp ban, per mod rulings. So i won't post them:goodjob:
10-01-2009, 03:42 PM
rehab

haha, we have pushed you to the point that you have no choice but to post pictures of you during your "greatest" moments. Gold. Bri, honestly. Just stop. You are not cute. Maybe to middle schoolers, but to guys that have been around the scene of dating and have seen talent you are far from attractive. You are not pretty, you have some small D's if not big C's (that don't look good at all - yes I have seen your naked pics), a gut, no ass, short, an ugly nose, bad teeth, a nasty looking tongue -- pretty much far from appealing to the eye.

You date an ugly motherfucker too who's tiny semen and feces encrusted paws would get broken if he ever tried to clash in order to protect you. There is no one weaker than him. Haha, you two are morons with nothing going for them. Are you even going to college? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Seriously.
10-01-2009, 03:47 PM
tdurr

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Oh and by the fucking way, asshole.

I rather not look like this:

pic

I'm happy with my weight darling, I have no complains ;) :boobies: :idb::camera:

pic

JUST SAYIN'

Sup Shawty?!?

just sayin.
10-01-2009, 03:50 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by rehab

haha, we have pushed you to the point that you have no choice but to post pictures of you during your "greatest" moments. Gold. Bri, honestly. Just stop. You are not cute. Maybe to middle schoolers, but to guys that have been around the scene of dating and have seen talent you are far from attractive. You are not pretty, you have some small D's if not big C's (that don't look good at all - yes I have seen your naked pics), a gut, no ass, short, an ugly nose, bad teeth, a nasty looking tongue -- pretty much far from appealing to the eye.

You date an ugly motherfucker too who's tiny semen and feces encrusted paws would get broken if he ever tried to clash in order to protect you. There is no one weaker than him. Haha, you two are morons with nothing going for them. Are you even going to college? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Seriously.

:lmfao::lmfao: I do go to college, for journalism. What I am majoring in and what I plan on doing.. I could make between 250,000 to 300,000 a year. So fuck you, for not knowing anything. Don't bring evan into this. he has nothing to do with this.
10-01-2009, 03:52 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

:lmfao::lmfao: I do go to college, for journalism. What I am majoring in and what I plan on doing.. I could make between 250,000 to 300,000 a year. So fuck you, for not knowing anything. Don't bring evan into this. he has nothing to do with this.

AHHAHAHA, YEA, WELL MY Z06 COULD MAKE 12000HP. BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
10-01-2009, 03:53 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

AHHAHAHA, YEA, WELL MY Z06 COULD MAKE 12000HP. BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

I'm seriously not kidding, but believe what you want.
10-01-2009, 03:54 PM
wantboost

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Originally Posted by teh bri

I could make between 250,000 to 300,000 a year.

:lmfao:
10-01-2009, 03:54 PM
rehab

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh bri

:lmfao::lmfao: I do go to college, for journalism. What I am majoring in and what I plan on doing.. I could make between 250,000 to 300,000 a year. So fuck you, for not knowing anything. Don't bring evan into this. he has nothing to do with this.

You plan on making 250k+ as soon as you get out there in the real world with a real world job? You're fucking retarded, slitch.
10-01-2009, 03:55 PM
bdydrpdmazda

it sux i have to leave for work and miss out on all this fun
10-01-2009, 03:56 PM
bdydrpdmazda

Quote:

Originally Posted by rehab

You plan on making 250k+ as soon as you get out there in the real world with a real world job? You're fucking retarded, slitch.

is that like a slut-bitch, sorry im old
10-01-2009, 03:59 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by rehab

You plan on making 250k+ as soon as you get out there in the real world with a real world job? You're fucking retarded, slitch.

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. And you assholes wonder why there are only 6 IA girls on here.. It's because of assholes like you trying to seem "cool" and better than everyone which i can guarentee you that you're an ugly fat ass who comes home and sits his fat fuck self on the couch to watch tv, get a life dude. :goodjob:
10-01-2009, 04:00 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

I'm seriously not kidding, but believe what you want.

YEA, I COULD CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST. BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

is that what your counselor in highschool told you when you said you wanted to be a journalist? "oh good profession, you can make tons of money in that!" Very FEW PEOPLE are successful in journalism and make that type of money. You'd be lucky to make $30-50k in journalism. IF IN FACT you could get a job in the industry.
10-01-2009, 04:01 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

YEA, I COULD CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST. BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

is that what your counselor in highschool told you when you said you wanted to be a journalist? "oh good profession, you can make tons of money in that!" Very FEW PEOPLE are successful in journalism and make that type of money. You'd be lucky to make $30-50k in journalism. IF IN FACT you could get a job in the industry.

IT'S CALLED A FASHION JOURNALIST.

FOR TEEN VOGUE.

LOOK IT UP!!!!!
10-01-2009, 04:02 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by rehab

You plan on making 250k+ as soon as you get out there in the real world with a real world job? You're fucking retarded, slitch.

She only knows what her highschool counselor and college recruiter told her. lololol. she has no grasp on reality or real life. "im gonna graduate in journalism and make $250,000 a year! yes!!!! I wish we could brainwash all girls to be this stupid. I wonder if i said "you'll get skinnier if we have sex" she'd fall for that too.
10-01-2009, 04:03 PM
rehab

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Originally Posted by teh bri

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. And you assholes wonder why there are only 6 IA girls on here.. It's because of assholes like you trying to seem "cool" and better than everyone which i can guarentee you that you're an ugly fat ass who comes home and sits his fat fuck self on the couch to watch tv, get a life dude. :goodjob:

Show us some proof of any journalist that is fresh out of college making that type of money. Please, stupidass. I want to see.
Haahha, and wrong, Bri. I am a skinny asshole who is cool, that is better looking than your current boytoy, who doesn't come home and just hop on the internet. I watch the news first.

I am expecting a kid in March. I have a life. Two jobs, my own place. You do the math, idiot.
10-01-2009, 04:03 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh bri

IT'S CALLED A FASHION JOURNALIST.

FOR TEEN VOGUE.

LOOK IT UP!!!!!

OH, IS IT? WOW. GLAD VOGUE ALREADY GAVE YOU A JOB. I MEAN, NO INTERNSHIP OR ANYTHING? MAN, YOU MUST BE ONE SERIOUSLY GOOD JOURNALIST. GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO THE TOP JOURNALISM SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY, RIGHT? You have no idea what you're in store for if you think you're going to graduate, and work for vogue magazine for 250k a year. you idiot.
10-01-2009, 04:04 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by rehab

Show us some proof of any journalist that is fresh out of college making that type of money. Please, stupidass. I want to see.
Haahha, and wrong, Bri. I am a skinny asshole who is cool, that is better looking than your current boytoy, who doesn't come home and just hop on the internet. I watch the news first.

I am expecting a kid in March. I have a life. Two jobs, my own place. You do the math, idiot.

:lmfao::lmfao:

I feel sorry for the woman carrying your baby!
10-01-2009, 04:05 PM
rehab

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

I wonder if i said "you'll get skinnier if we have sex" she'd fall for that too.

LOLL I wish people could drown in their own stupidity. Bri would've been dead a long ass time ago.
10-01-2009, 04:05 PM
teh bri

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

OH, IS IT? WOW. GLAD VOGUE ALREADY GAVE YOU A JOB. I MEAN, NO INTERNSHIP OR ANYTHING? MAN, YOU MUST BE ONE SERIOUSLY GOOD JOURNALIST. GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO THE TOP JOURNALISM SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY, RIGHT? You have no idea what you're in store for if you think you're going to graduate, and work for vogue magazine for 250k a year. you idiot.

Teen Vogue has different locations, New York, California, Georgia, Paris, etc. I don't need to explain myself to you. Sorry. You're not worth my time. So now, Since i have a life, instead of responding to you fucking idiots, im going to continue working.
10-01-2009, 04:07 PM
rehab

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Originally Posted by teh bri

:lmfao::lmfao:

I feel sorry for the woman carrying your baby!

Don't worry. Unlike your parents. I won't leave my kid alone with it's mother and watch it grow up to be a whore. I am prepared for life. You are still stuck in a delusional mind-set. You think everything works around you, and cannot handle reality. That's why you get pissed at what xxbckiexx and I tell you.
10-01-2009, 04:08 PM
rehab

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Teen Vogue has different locations, New York, California, Georgia, Paris, etc. I don't need to explain myself to you. Sorry. You're not worth my time. So now, Since i have a life, instead of responding to you fucking idiots, im going to continue working.

You watched too many episodes of The Hills, huh? haha you're not Lauren, dumbass.
10-01-2009, 04:08 PM
tdurr

honstly bri, as mush as i yell Sup Shawty?!? at u, this is one thing u gotta really think about. Hell im going to school to be a fucking engineer and hoping to get a job set up where i can make 40-60k when i graduate. so yea. be a little more realistic. Journalist do that kind of thing more because they like to not for the money.
10-01-2009, 04:08 PM
HypnoToad

rehab,can u please define slitch?
10-01-2009, 04:09 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh bri

Teen Vogue has different locations, New York, California, Georgia, Paris, etc. I don't need to explain myself to you. Sorry. You're not worth my time. So now, Since i have a life, instead of responding to you fucking idiots, im going to continue working.

what the fuck did i say about them having different locations? Do you have any idea how the real world works? You do know to be a JOURNALIST for Vogue, you'd HAVE to do an internship, unless you were already a successful journalist elsewhere. You have nothing to explain.. You have no grasp on reality and your far fetched fairy fucking tail job will never happen. You dont even know how to go about getting the job in the first place. You think you'll graduate and teen vogue will fucking show up at your house in a limousine the day after graduation to take you to your first day at the new teen vogue journalist job? get a GRIP you infant. You will continue to work cashier at CVS with your mentality. You are a fool.
10-01-2009, 04:10 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by rehab

You watched too many episodes of The Hills, huh? haha you're not Lauren, dumbass.

You know whats funny? Lauren is FAMOUS AND STILL INTERNED. This cunt thinks she's gonna waltz into teen vogue with a 250k a yr salary from day one. jesus stupid christ.
10-01-2009, 04:11 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by rehab

Don't worry. Unlike your parents. I won't leave my kid alone with it's mother and watch it grow up to be a whore. I am prepared for life. You are still stuck in a delusional mind-set. You think everything works around you, and cannot handle reality. That's why you get pissed at what xxbckiexx and I tell you.

I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST BRING UP MY FUCKING MOTHER. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE. GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BLOOD. FOR ALL I CARE, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU WORTH LESS PEICE OF SHIT.
10-01-2009, 04:12 PM
tdurr

i want a + on my name at the bottom...

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