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  1. 09-28-2009, 06:20 PM #1
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    Default 2 Things i learned today while working...

    i had to build some stuff at Sears today..and i found out 2 things.

    1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.


    2. The guy in the bathroom stall holding his shit, ass will let loose after about 1 1/2 minutes..


    true events...
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  2. 09-28-2009, 06:25 PM #2
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  4. 09-28-2009, 06:28 PM #4
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    Farts and someone else shittin' on themselves is hilarious!
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    youd think youd at least feel it if it was a big one!!
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    Yeah, but once that fart breaks the seal all bets are off and it's race with the Devil after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC View Post
    Yeah, but once that fart breaks the seal all bets are off and it's race with the Devil after that.
    true story
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    true.. but i have more the tendency of farting then a hot girl comes walken around the corner to come talk to me! and it just stinks!!
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    Clench those cheeks, son!

    Always give the area and look over to make sure you got the green light!
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    hahaha i do!!! but i cant really tell with all the racks and shit in the way sometimes! they come popin outa no where and im mid fart and ya cant pinch it off without hurtin yourself.. just gotta walk towards them and hope the stench doesnt follow!
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    LMAO @ Mid Fart/Pinch Off!
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    shits painful!!
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    And it's usually when you want to just blow one out when it's the loudest and the longest.
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    haha.. hell she might try to show me up!!
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    When a girl can fart around you know she's very comfortable in front of you.

    And when I start laughing it just kills the tension because I think a fart (well-timed) is pure comedic gold.
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    this thread is full of win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach'N'U View Post
    this thread is full of win!
    I know! JITB works at SEARS. LOLOLOLOL.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    I know! JITB works at SEARS. LOLOLOLOL.
    who said i worked at sears? jesus stop it already!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    who said i worked at sears? jesus stop it already!
    oh sorry, you were "building something at sears."
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    oh sorry, you were "building something at sears."
    yes you are correct! im a contractor, and i build shit at sears/target/kmart/office depot/staples/hhgregg/best buy/walmart/toysrus, fall transition is coming up......go away plz
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    And apparently, he's not conscious of his own flatulance...
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    YAY IA SLAP FIGHT!
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    *slap*



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    *farts
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.

    true events...

    LMAO!!
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    LMFAO, reps

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.
    I was watching family guy and they did one of their bits on a def chick farting. After watching it I had to think about it. Do def people know its improper to fart out loud? Anyone have first hand experience with this lol?
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