My Boyfriend. :goodjob:
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one girl i was with couldnt get enough of it! she loved it. specially when i was all up in her pooper pullen her hair.. she be tellen me to smack hard and shit! oh she was a fun one! damn shame we didnt work out.. had a problem getting topless though (thaught she had to small of the bewbies) .. which kinda sucked.. but hey i got past it!
^^ It's the crazy ones that fuck the best....
....just saying....
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^^^ Hahahaha!
I dated a girl that a was a freak in the sheets....then she decided to pull a knife on me when I wanted to break up with her.
...now I don't hit women, but that McDonough Police officer sure a hell does!
Haven't found a chick who was that freaky and -that- willing....
oh that wasnt crazy.. that was flat out physco! ive had that.. except with mine i woke up one morning to her sitting on the floor with my .38 special on her lap with 3 bullets on the nightstand and her saying "morning baby.. today seems like a good day to die" nice and calm like! needless to say she walked most of the way back to lake city florida.
O.O
Ooooookay, you got beat there.
If she ain't in pain it ain';t a good time.
I'll spank, slap, pull hair, spit, call her a dirty cunt.
It's great.
yeah... she was definitly a physco bitch! thankfully my dads .357 magnum was bigger!
Yeah, no still...how to defuse that situation diplomatically especially if you're just wakin' up.
diplomacy went right out the fucken window that morning! dad came in put his gun on her shoulder when i screamed what the fuck! she handed over the gun and my mom snatched her up by her hair and threw her out the front door!
THAT'S WHATS UP!
yeah.. it was definitly funny!
It's funny now...bet that shit wasn't funny then. I bet breakfast that morning was akward.
"Sooo....how's everyone's morning going?"
Do I spank her? Not my gf anyways....but uhh...yea nevermind.
we actually laughed about it that morning after it was all said and done! mainly cause my mom got crunk on some chick and after she did it she was like "damn that was overdue!" everyone else was mad cause they didnt see it!
Hahahaha. Makes for great conversation!
"Hey my Mom kick this crazy chick outta the house!"
hahaha.. trust me.. shes used it! except it was "if ya dont treat him right ask him what happened to the last physco bitch!"
LOL.
Minus the whole, she pulled a knife on me episode, there are times I'm like "Damn, that was good sex..."
Ok...cunts.
Ever heard of a PM?
You two are like the fucking energizer bunny. STFU already.
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I spank Liz in public when she doesn't listen !! ;)