Originally Posted by
silver
Sup? Ok.. the 411... so I am going to try and keep it real cause this is bangin’!! So the other day I was chillin’ at my crib and my phone rings. I was like aiight it must be my peeps. Of course it was Kelly.. my dawg!! She was all like “What’s poppin? keep this on the D/L, but do you know how I can come across some trendies dead presidents?” So I’m Like “What’s crackin… Ease up Sista, I am da bomb at this and I am the beast… you can bum some dead presidents, fo sho. You my foo!” she’s like “kewl, fo shizzle m’nizzle”
So later that day, Kelly pulls up in her Ghetto, Gnarley, 5-0. She steps out and is all that and I am crushing… dayum dat is crunk and bootylicious, lol. Man my boo would be down with that cause that is not bo bo. I let her in the door, cant help but notice the junk in the trunk. So we just kicking it. And I notice that she is buggin and it’s bunk. I was like “Wassup?” she is like “I am talking to this hottie named Mikey, and he’s chewy.. and the other night we chillaxed together and had a krunk time.” So I was like “did you have the mad skizzils” and she was like “Well it didn’t get that far.. It was mad mad fun, right, it was off the hook. And he was on fire.. but he’s a little old school… then his bro walked into the room along with the rents and started trippin which I thought was out of order… I mean they were ape and all up in the kool-aid. So I was like dude ease up, you’re being bitter and all up in my grill. Yeah so the lights are still on and its limp and wicked and his mom tells some weaksauce and I was like TMI. She was all talking smack so I was like my bad and checked out.” So I am just sitting there cheezin cause I found that funny and crashy. And after a while we agree that we are both jonesing some beer. So we get trashed and it gets hot and we start clownin’ Mikey and how he has a lot of bling bling and is blingin and supplying the benjamins and that he can be biter sometimes and it’s all ill… it was just funny.. Kelly is hilarious when she is drunk, lol.. and she has these kicks that have elmo on them, yeah she was wearing them that day, lol. She about knicked out when I laughed at them cause I thought they were L7. but she got the kryptonite and hatoraid. She my homie so she fly, fo rizzle. That’s a no brainer and she feel me. So yeah… Kelly is a playa and I am a playa hater.. I used to not be.. but she thinks its phat and I think its phat-phree. I mean why try and be a poser and thinks we tight and woot with other people. I mean yeah that bites, but that’s really whack, tru dat…
But yeah so Kelly wanted some skrilla, which I was sick and represent and overshared my wealth. Which that shit is federal fa’sheezy. So shes like hook me up with some chedder and psyched cause she thinks it poppin’ im gonna help her out and not dis her. Im just a slammin person and stoked and straight so I always come through for my hoes. So that’s that.. She was ready to bounce... I told her to IM me later so we could talk smak about her rewinder because that is not rock she was like shut up and that was sad. But I give her props for going, yeah I know that was random. Ok I think I am spent and I am going to step off before I go postal and get punked by the po po…
Anyways, sweet, I’m out!!
Doesn’t make sense but I used every word, lol
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