My Swedish Girl Marriage Scheme

[deathrex]

So me and a buddy found out the other night that swedish mail order brides are willing to pay 50K plus their rent to marry an american. So im thinking about moving to Utah and becoming a Morman because they can have 8 wives. Flying out to sweden to hand pick my 8 brides so i dont get the raw end of the deal, But google swedish girls you wont find an ugly one. Just playing it safe. So thats 400K plus rent paid and 8 hott wives. So thats one 6 nights and 2 one night. or all 8 each night :boobies::idb:. Any one else down for this shenanigan?

[browningboy7]

We could have webcams and start our own 24/7 reality show just to make more money.

[deathrex]

We could have webcams and start our own 24/7 reality show just to make more money.

damn i didnt even think of that. this could be bigger than big brother!

[browningboy7]

"My big fat sweedish wedding"

[DeutscheBAG!]

Any one else down for this shenanigan?

[deathrex]

lol lol hes not swedish for sure.

[vkash1208]

this sounds like a great way to make money..and get laid.

if the web show doesn't hit it off, you could pimp 'em out.

[browningboy7]

this sounds like a great way to make money..and get laid.

if the web show doesn't hit it off, you could pimp 'em out.

wtf, Some other man isn't touching my wife! bahahahahaha

[deathrex]

wtf, Some other man isn't touching my wife! bahahahahaha

agreed for 5 years theyre my wives haha i dont want to get some std from some dude that came to my whore house. plus we'd have to be in utah and its not legal there. only rhoad island and nevada.

[browningboy7]

Welllll, We could always get each one to marry into a group of our friends and start a "bunny ranch" in Nevada. Pretty sure we could make a killing.

[deathrex]

Welllll, We could always get each one to marry into a group of our friends and start a "bunny ranch" in Nevada. Pretty sure we could make a killing.

i dunno dude. some of my friends haha theyd definately be bringing in something hahaa

[Paul]

sounds like a plan except every week you have the odds of having one on the rag

[browningboy7]

sounds like a plan except every week you have the odds of having one on the rag

Well, There will be a rule...Two or Three will always have to be away from the others that way they don't get into "sync" with each other. I mean what good is 8 chicks all on the rag at the same time?!

[deathrex]

sounds like a plan except every week you have the odds of having one on the rag

damn i didnt think about that. umm hopefully they speak swedish lol then i cant understand them so i cant get pissed off haha. wait so atleast 1 will always be on the rag. so no :idb: damn oh well theres 7 others hahahahah

[Sir_Christopher]

i can speak sweedish, see you in utah haha
yall are smart man.

[Paul]

Well, There will be a rule...Two or Three will always have to be away from the others that way they don't get into "sync" with each other. I mean what good is 8 chicks all on the rag at the same time?!

atleast if they are in synch you know when in the month you don't have to pull out

[§treet_§peed]

like i said, why stop at 8? you could buy another social security number and keep adding money.

[deathrex]

I'm in it more for the hot Swedish girls lol. But true why stop at 8.

[DieselNuts]

So me and a buddy found out the other night that swedish mail order brides are willing to pay 50K plus their rent to marry an american. So im thinking about moving to Utah and becoming a Morman because they can have 8 wives. Flying out to sweden to hand pick my 8 brides so i dont get the raw end of the deal, But google swedish girls you wont find an ugly one. Just playing it safe. So thats 400K plus rent paid and 8 hott wives. So thats one 6 nights and 2 one night. or all 8 each night :boobies::idb:. Any one else down for this shenanigan?

I like where you head's at. Good thinking. I'll hop on that gravy train

[DieselNuts]

wtf, Some other man isn't touching my wifes! bahahahahaha

fixed

[browningboy7]

fixed

True story. How forgetful of me. lolol

[On_Her_Face]

Doubt this will go down, good to dream big though.

[deathrex]

Doubt this will go down, good to dream big though.

Quiet Billy! This shit is going down!

[On_Her_Face]

Quiet Billy! This shit is going down!

LOL in for pics.

[The Youngn]

Asian people do this type of stuff a lot but there are many occasions when people don't pay up. they give you half at first but if you demand the other half after they have citizenship, then they threaten to report you and you get locked up for a long time while they just get deported and go back to the lives they lives previously.

[Elbow]

Where do you find these brides?

[Mr. Clean]

they could at least make you schweeedish meatballz.

[Jecht]

Lmao. Just for kicks, I looked at a couple of sites and I'm betting you wouldn't find one that is real.

Edit: if you happen to find a site full of asian mail-order brides...

[deathrex]

Asian people do this type of stuff a lot but there are many occasions when people don't pay up. they give you half at first but if you demand the other half after they have citizenship, then they threaten to report you and you get locked up for a long time while they just get deported and go back to the lives they lives previously.

Thats why im going with swedes! And ill collect the money upfront all of it no exceptions. And as far as reporting im pretty sure when they all show up to court the judge would be like fuck why didnt i think of this. Good job rob slap on the wrist. But no seriously id probably do alot of time for it, but it would be so worth it hahaha.

Where do you find these brides?

Google Swedish mail order brides youll find alot of websights.

Lmao. Just for kicks, I looked at a couple of sites and I'm betting you wouldn't find one that is real.

Edit: if you happen to find a site full of asian mail-order brides...

Wait like fake asian mail order brides or fake swedish mail order brides? cause im gunna go there just to find my brides haha

[Jblizzard]

Dude I'll soooo do this.

and i speak a little swedish!

[Warlock]

Yeah where are the pics!? And the asian ones?


I think this one is from south america rain forest

[deathrex]

Yeah where are the pics!? And the asian ones?


I think this one is from south america rain forest

I SAID SWEDISH BRIDES NOT ASIAN! I DONT WANT ASIAN BRIDES I WANT HOTT SWEDISH BISHES!

and lol at the south american mail order bride.

[deathrex]

Dude I'll soooo do this.

and i speak a little swedish!

i may need your services as a translator. you can come on this epic journey.

[Warlock]

i may need your services as a translator. you can come on this epic journey.

I was born epic, i can be a pimp over there. When are we leaving? Beers on me boobs on you

wait wut

[deathrex]

I was born epic, i can be a pimp over there. When are we leaving? Beers on me boobs on you

wait wut

what? you want to hold my beers while i get awesome swedish trim?

[Warlock]

Nooooooo i want booze and booobs :boobies:

[deathrex]

Nooooooo i want booze and booobs :boobies:

who are you? i was talking to blizzcivic about our upcoming epic adventure. what do you have to offer that will help us in our quest for hott swedish huha?

[americanctm]

sounds like a plan. So if WE ALL get in on this will they pay us more, kinda like when i get $20 bucks from Bank of America for referring a friend kind of deal?

[speedminded]

Link me to any reputable reference that states a Swedish female will pay $50k for US marriage/citizenship...


*edit*
I don't believe it one bit. The median American household income is 50% higher after taxes than the Swedish. How many American females in their late teens to 20's do you know have $50k saved? Do you actually think a Swedish girl would have to pay to marry an American anyways? LOLOL!

[boostleak]

I'm liking this!