Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
I wonder why nobody has taken the time to grind his 4 foot rainbow colored tucan bird beak into a fine layer of concrete, but then I glance upon his reflective 6 mile stretch of his shriveling hairline, and realized that he's got serious problems and we shouldn't add to them. I'm not a fan of Matrix jump kicking the shoulder biscuit of disabled children into a perpetual bobblehead motion, however if he continues to hop up to sac level and bark for a scooby snack, I'm gonna throw a stick between the spokes of his rainbow brite scooter and let the asphalt finish him off.

He should really just hop back into his 4 wheel dildo and fuckoff.