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[1SICKLEX]

Shut the fuck up, no one asked you.

(looks around)

R U talking to me?

[TheGodfather]

BEING SKINNY > BEING COMPOSED OF LARD.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING YOU PUSSIE. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE BORDERLINE SHORT BUS QUALIFIED SO THINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE AT FIRST THOUGH. SO LET ME PUT IT LIKE THIS: YOU + ME = FISTACUFFS = YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND.

Whats up with 2 things added together and having two equals signs?

You also are calling me short bus qualified, when you wanted to shank me with a first?

PS-

[TheGodfather]

(looks around)

R U talking to me?

Fuck yes I was toolbag.

Hence me quoting you.

Stupid son of a bitch.

[Revmaynard]

Whats up with 2 things added together and having two equals signs?

You also are calling me short bus qualified, when you wanted to shank me with a first?

PS-

The gas door is fail...?

[sogood]

Whats up with 2 things added together and having two equals signs?

You also are calling me short bus qualified, when you wanted to shank me with a first?

PS-

I REDIFY MATHEMATICS JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO REDIFY YOUR FACE WITH MY FISTS.

YOU'RE SHORT BUS QUALIFIED BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS HATE/D YOU AND SMOKED AND DRANK A LOT WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN THE WOOMB.

AND WTF DOES MY TRUCK'S GASCAP HAVE TO DO WTH ANYTHING? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR TRANSPORTATION.

[TheGodfather]

The gas door is fail...?

Your dumbass wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Inside joke.

Hang yourself.

[Revmaynard]

Your dumbass wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Inside joke.

Hang yourself.

lol Awesome idea.

[sogood]

HEY REV I SAW YOUR CAR A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT SCOTT BLVD AND CLAIRMONT. YOU LIVE IN THE AREA?

[sogood]

EDIT: SERVER FAIL DOUBLE POST.

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[TheGodfather]

I REDIFY MATHEMATICS JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO REDIFY YOUR FACE WITH MY FISTS.

YOU'RE SHORT BUS QUALIFIED BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS HATE/D YOU AND SMOKED AND DRANK A LOT WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN THE WOOMB.

AND WTF DOES MY TRUCK'S GASCAP HAVE TO DO WTH ANYTHING? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR TRANSPORTATION.

What's a woomb? Like a womb but bigger?

My ma never drank, and still doesn't. But hey, at least my pops didn't touch me all those years like yours did. That's harder to handle, and even harder to pay the therapist bills that must be stacking up. Hard to have some stranger convince you your parents really love you isn't it?

The gascap was broken last time I saw, fuck if I know it was fixed. I don't give a shit either.

And changing math equations doesn't make you smart, just horribly stupid. When you're ready to challenge me boy let me know. I'll beat your face in so far your boyfriend is gonna think you got struck with downs syndrome. You'll be shaking so bad when I'm done, Michael J. Fox will look like he's standing still.

[Revmaynard]

HEY REV I SAW YOUR CAR A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT SCOTT BLVD AND CLAIRMONT. YOU LIVE IN THE AREA?

Yup.

[TheGodfather]

HEY REV I SAW YOUR CAR A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT SCOTT BLVD AND CLAIRMONT. YOU LIVE IN THE AREA?

Maybe it was just another poor pussy who drives a similar piece of shit?

[1SICKLEX]

Seriously, dishes are so fucking 90's it ain't even funny.

No putting wheels of newer cars on older cars is 90s...and it ain't funny...

[1SICKLEX]

Fuck yes I was toolbag.

Hence me quoting you.

Stupid son of a bitch.

(looks around again)

Are you sure you are talking to me?

[TheGodfather]

No putting wheels of newer cars on older cars is 90s...and it ain't funny...

You mean a simple classy and popular upgrade?

Right.

[TheGodfather]

(looks around again)

Are you sure you are talking to me?

Are you fucking retarded?

[sogood]

What's a woomb? Like a womb but bigger?

My ma never drank, and still doesn't. But hey, at least my pops didn't touch me all those years like yours did. That's harder to handle, and even harder to pay the therapist bills that must be stacking up. Hard to have some stranger convince you your parents really love you isn't it?

The gascap was broken last time I saw, fuck if I know it was fixed. I don't give a shit either.

And changing math equations doesn't make you smart, just horribly stupid. When you're ready to challenge me boy let me know. I'll beat your face in so far your boyfriend is gonna think you got struck with downs syndrome. You'll be shaking so bad when I'm done, Michael J. Fox will look like he's standing still.

WELL IT HAD TO BE BIGGER TO FIT YOUR GARGANTUAN ASS OUT LOL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ADDRESS THIS PORTION OF YOUR POST. BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE WRONG ONE BECAUSE OLE' STEVE WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE HOME FOR ONCE TO POTENTIALLY TOUCH ME, NO?

FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING BASICALLY THIS WHOLE THREAD BOY? I DONE TOLD YOU I'LL BE IN YOUR HOOD NEXT WEEKEND SO GET AT ME IF YOU GOT ISSUES OK. I WON'T EVEN HAVE TO HIT YOU TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE DOWNS.

[Revmaynard]

Maybe it was just another poor pussy who drives a similar piece of shit?

Probably not. My car in its color was only made for two years. That Legend you got looks pretty damn special. My wheels are probably worth as much as your piece of shit.

[1SICKLEX]

You mean a simple classy and popular upgrade?

Right.

No, rather its saying I can afford the new wheels at a KKK swap meet but I can't afford the new car.

[thegovanator]

haha simple classy upgrade hahaha

[1SICKLEX]

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[TheGodfather]

The stupidity level rises, and the lack of a multiquote button means I'm too lazy to address each moron individually.

Sogood your responses have gotten as lame as Barry Bonds defense against roids.

Rev, funny you calling my car a piece of shit. And I look at yours and see an amazingly stellar car. Moron.

Lex, good thing I have a newer car as well. So your comment doesn't do shit for me. I also gurantee my Lexus is nicer than yours.

Game over.

[sogood]

AYO I CAN AGREE THERE. NO MULTIQUOTE BUTTON FAILS.

BARRY BONDS IS A FUCKING PIMP I'M HONORED TO BE COMPARED TO HIM. JUST REMEMBER I'M FOREVER MACKIN' WHILE YOU'RE SLACKIN' ON YOUR PIMPIN'

[TheGodfather]

AYO I CAN AGREE THERE. NO MULTIQUOTE BUTTON FAILS.

BARRY BONDS IS A FUCKING PIMP I'M HONORED TO BE COMPARED TO HIM. JUST REMEMBER I'M FOREVER MACKIN' WHILE YOU'RE SLACKIN' ON YOUR PIMPIN'

[sogood]

YOU'RE GAY FOR 50CENT I'M CONVINCED. YOU LOVE HIS PICTURES MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU.

[TheGodfather]

YOU'RE GAY FOR 50CENT I'M CONVINCED. YOU LOVE HIS PICTURES MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU.

Probably, but on the real Steve hates your ass more than anyone in my fams hates me.

Except my gpa. He ain't got a liking for me much no more.

Whateva. Jessie loves me more than you, get some.

[sogood]

IT'S MUTUAL THOUGH SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

BE REAL MARK FELT AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF DISDAIN TOWARDS YOU BEFORE YOU FLUNKED UP.

AND NO. JESSIE SLEEPS IN MY BED AT NIGHT SO BE FOREAL I MEAN SHITTTTTT BRUH.

EDIT: BALLER CROOKED EXHAUST. WHAT A SICK MOD, FLAWLESS EXECUTION.

[TheGodfather]

IT'S MUTUAL THOUGH SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

BE REAL MARK FELT AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF DISDAIN FROM YOU BEFORE YOU FLUNKED UP.

AND NO. JESSIE SLEEPS IN MY BED AT NIGHT SO BE FOREAL I MEAN SHITTTTTT BRUH.

I ain't even tryna hear where Jessie sleeps.

She knows who gives her dem quick snacks aka Q TIPS!

Edit: shittt, old ass pic after dat old lady hit my bumpa and fucked up my exhaust pipes.

[1SICKLEX]

Lol, he changed his sig!!!

[thegovanator]

I noticed that too, still another old lexus though

[TheGodfather]

Lol, he changed his sig!!!

Lol, you can see!!!