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  1. 08-25-2009, 06:55 PM #1
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    Default Shit my dad says

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    guy writes down shit his crazy old dad says...newest one...

    "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

    It brought me lots of lulz
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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  2. 08-25-2009, 06:57 PM #2
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    I totally jacked this thread from another forum.





    eat shit
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  3. 08-25-2009, 06:57 PM #3
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    lol
    If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck.

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  4. 08-25-2009, 07:02 PM #4
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    thats actually pretty funny reps
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  5. 08-25-2009, 07:04 PM #5
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    "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

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  6. 08-25-2009, 07:25 PM #6
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    Freaking hilarious.
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  7. 08-25-2009, 09:51 PM #7
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    "Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."

    bwahah, how random.
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  8. 08-26-2009, 09:34 AM #8
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    I can't wait to get old for this reason
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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  9. 08-26-2009, 10:34 AM #9
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    hahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by MR.EM1 View Post
    learn to english
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  10. 08-26-2009, 12:11 PM #10
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    "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."


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  11. 08-26-2009, 12:12 PM #11
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    I read this yesterday, it is pretty funny.

    But he's 28...living at home....yeahhh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911
    "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

    I lol'ed hard at this.
    ///M6
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    Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.

    My personal favorite, this is great stuff.
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  15. 08-27-2009, 07:50 AM #15
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    "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."

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  16. 08-27-2009, 08:54 AM #16
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    lulz...


    "The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."

    sounds like something my dad would say
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