why haven't you found a girl yet? you are invited to go to the girls gone wild party at opera tomorrow, yet you bail. are you a fag? anytime you get the opportunity you always find excuses why you cant even talk to a girl.

dude, i think its time you step out of the closet.

you don't talk to girls
even if one flirts with you, you brush it off like its nothing
you drive a pretty homo car, SAAB 9-3
don't you have a snazzy place in midtown?
you act pretty fruity
the way you dress
and how vain you are...

just say it, we all know you are.


just come to GGW tomorrow and prove me wrong.