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    Default All in the family....or is it?

    A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”

    The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

    So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

    Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”


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    bwahahahaha...Wouldn't that be some shit
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    yes,,, that would definitely be some shit

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    the sad thing is that shit like that really happens
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    Holy fuck man, I was just ridin around earlier today thinkin "Wonder if anyone's ever met someone, started dating and then found out it was a relative of some sort later on?" Damn, crazy shit...I've never even seen this joke before either, wtf?!?

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    you my friend have some phucked up issues.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tbird_guy
    you my friend have some phucked up issues.
    Hahaha, nah. I was thinkin about that movie with Heather Graham (forgot the name of it) and it kinda progressed into "hmmmmm...."

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    oh I know which one...damn, that was a funny movie too, damn what was the name of it...shit, that is gonna bug me.




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    Say it isn't so...that was the movie name, I laughed at that one, it was good.




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    lol, wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tbird_guy
    Say it isn't so...that was the movie name, I laughed at that one, it was good.
    Yep, that'd be it.

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    I remembered right after I posted the first post.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tbird_guy
    I remembered right after I posted the first post.
    Bullshit, you just saw it as a way to double post and help the postcount out.

    Double posts are like the Enzyte of message boards....Natural postcount enhancement....

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    actually, I could have edited my post, but that wouldn't have made bob's wife happy now would it.




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    Probably not, lol.

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    see, there ya go.




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    lol QD... isnt there a song about this situation the name of the song is "shame and scandal" dont know hte artist though but its funny.

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    pretty good...........lol
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    old but its still amuses me ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    tahts some funny shit right there
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