how to maintain a healthy level of insanity
don't know if its a repost or not but its funny.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over intercom, don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want friest with that.
4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Int the memo field of all your checks write "for marijuana"?
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
9. Sing along at the opera?
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. when the money comes out the ATM scream "i won! i won!"
12.When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives! they're loose!"
13. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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fucking funny shit....
Originally Posted by PURP
