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  1. 08-10-2009, 10:33 AM #1
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    Default IF you woke up with....

    a Condom in your butt...what would be your first action?
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  2. 08-10-2009, 10:34 AM #2
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    IS THERE SOMETHING U WANT TO TELL US?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 08-10-2009, 10:35 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    IS THERE SOMETHING U WANT TO TELL US?

    i figured you would want to be the one to tell everyone what happened to u..
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  4. 08-10-2009, 10:38 AM #4
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    put it on my cack and bone your mom.



    just sayin'...

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  5. 08-10-2009, 10:39 AM #5
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    GKtib bringing me the usual lulz.
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  6. 08-10-2009, 10:39 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    i figured you would want to be the one to tell everyone what happened to u..
    I PUSHED UR SHIT IN?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  7. 08-10-2009, 10:42 AM #7
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    Pull it out?


    :boobies: & = :idb:
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  8. 08-10-2009, 10:45 AM #8
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    sorry bout that tiff...i was tired and i just wanted to go home



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  9. 08-10-2009, 10:48 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    Pull it out?


    sorry i left it there. i'll try to remember next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    sorry i left it there. i'll try to remember next time.
    repost


    gtfo my head eduardo



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    lol wut



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    dunno, what was your reaction when you woke up to this happening? besides thinking you should make a thread about it on IA.
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  14. 08-10-2009, 12:06 PM #14
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    this is funny stuff....
    According to Taketomi, true VIP style tuning is limited to only 10 Nissan and Toyota models: Nissan President, Cima, Gloria, Cedric and Fuga; Toyota Celsior, Century, Aristo, Crown and Majesta.
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    I would do what any man would do given the situation.

    Make a thread on IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    okay it slowed down again.

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    im lookin for moral support
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  19. 08-10-2009, 03:26 PM #19
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    I Would try to fart and blow it up, Make the best out of a bad situation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crxsiguy
    I Would try to fart and blow it up, Make the best out of a bad situation!
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    Leave it in and make a thread what u should do w it..
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  22. 08-10-2009, 09:23 PM #22
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    LMFAO i asked my cousin this question and his rebuttal...

    " hm, at least be content in the fact that the sodomizer used protection"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I would do what any man would do given the situation.

    Make a thread on IA.
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  24. 08-10-2009, 10:41 PM #24
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    ..i'd take it out?





    Why would you keep it in there?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    a Condom in your butt...what would be your first action?
    Where's the toy car...? LOL
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  26. 08-11-2009, 02:08 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by crxsiguy
    I Would try to fart and blow it up, Make the best out of a bad situation!
    damnit. i knew we were soulmates. i thought the same thing, but then i thought a little harder and realized the condom would be turned around the wrong way

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  27. 08-11-2009, 02:14 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    damnit. i knew we were soulmates. i thought the same thing, but then i thought a little harder and realized the condom would be turned around the wrong way
    it would! BUT if you grip it tight and fart you could make it happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri
    ..i'd take it out?





    Why would you keep it in there?


    to mark a milestone in ones life(unless it's a regular occurence)


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    Rinse it out so I could use it later, duh.

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Rinse it out so I could use it later, duh.
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    Fuck yea, the economy's rough.

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    Where's the toy car...? LOL
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