Late for work FTMFL!!!!!

[TheProfiteer]

If ATL traffic was a person I would straight murder it with a fucking plastic fork!!

Ok here is the deal, I work at JeJu Sauna, here by Gwinnet Place Mall. The guy who works the overnight shift here is a total bitch, if you are late 2min he bitches at you.

Anyways I live 4 miles from work, it should take me no more than 8 min to get there. I had to be at work at 7am so I woke up at 6am, got ready, took my shower, had my hot cup of tea, breakfast, and out the door at 6:45 on the dot.

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 25MIN to travel 4miles on pleasant hill!!!! FUCK A DUCK I was 10 Min Late and Joseph the night guy was sooo pissed, he went and called the manager on her cell phone and filed a formal complaint. WTF!!

i know I should anticipate it ahead of time and leave at 6:30am, but god damn fuck waking up at 5:30


god damn it. /rant

[DJ Maestro]

Free passes?

[TheProfiteer]

Free passes?

Mention "The Profiteer" and if its me at work, I might just be able to work something out.

[DJ Maestro]

Mention "The Profiteer" and if its me at work, I might just be able to work something out.

Typical hours?

[TheProfiteer]

Typical hours?

7am-4pm

[DJ Maestro]

7am-4pm

Well damn, pretty much the same hours I'm working.

Weekends??

[AnthonyF]

Yeah...no excuses. No offense.

I drove 45 miles ONE way for 4 years. I was 99% of the time always on time.

You have it made that you only live 4 miles away.

-Ant.

[TheProfiteer]

Yeah...no excuses. No offense.

I drove 45 miles ONE way for 4 years. I was 99% of the time always on time.

You have it made that you only live 4 miles away.

-Ant.

lol, this is just a job for while I am finishing up with school.
So maybe one more year, and its a morning fucking commute for me. Which I am just dreading. Traffic is one of the biggest things I hate in life.

I know no excuses, but still I would of been right on time if it wasnt for the bajillion fucking people on pleasant hill come morning time.

[Revmaynard]

lol, this is just a job for while I am finishing up with school.
So maybe one more year, and its a morning fucking commute for me. Which I am just dreading. Traffic is one of the biggest things I hate in life.

I know no excuses, but still I would of been right on time if it wasnt for the bajillion fucking people on pleasant hill come morning time.

Yea, the concept of millions of other American's waking up with shit to do is unfathomable.

[browningboy7]

If ATL traffic was a person I would straight murder it with a fucking plastic fork!!

Ok here is the deal, I work at JeJu Sauna, here by Gwinnet Place Mall. The guy who works the overnight shift here is a total bitch, if you are late 2min he bitches at you.

Anyways I live 4 miles from work, it should take me no more than 8 min to get there. I had to be at work at 7am so I woke up at 6am, got ready, took my shower, had my hot cup of tea, breakfast, and out the door at 6:45 on the dot.

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 25MIN to travel 4miles on pleasant hill!!!! FUCK A DUCK I was 10 Min Late and Joseph the night guy was sooo pissed, he went and called the manager on her cell phone and filed a formal complaint. WTF!!

i know I should anticipate it ahead of time and leave at 6:30am, but god damn fuck waking up at 5:30


god damn it. /rant

I know where you live, I'm gonna kill you BISH!

[TheProfiteer]

I know where you live, I'm gonna kill you BISH!

lol, bish I am pretty sure you forgot how to get here.

[browningboy7]

lol, bish I am pretty sure you forgot how to get here.

Pretty sure I did, Lots O' curves...That's about all I remember.

[TheProfiteer]

Pretty sure I did, Lots O' curves...That's about all I remember.

hahahaha, how bout I give you directions, and you come give it a shot.

[TheProfiteer]

could actually use food and a pack of smokes this very instant.

anyone who comes here in the next hour with food and a pack of pariliment lights, gets in for FREE.



nevermind, my girl is going to make me a delivery.

[TheGodfather]

I might have to stop by and see your dumbass.

You work at a sauna! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Pussy.

[Catnip]

Wow. Why not make a thread about it you cock grabbin' ass whore bitch fuck?


Go fuck yourself in a cement mixer filled with a bunch of fuck you marbles.

[TheProfiteer]

Wow. Why not make a thread about it you cock grabbin' ass whore bitch fuck?


Go fuck yourself in a cement mixer filled with a bunch of fuck you marbles.

you talkin to me?

[Catnip]

you talkin to me?

You think I'm talking to your fuckng mom or TheGoatfelcher?

[TheProfiteer]

You think I'm talking to your fuckng mom or TheGoatfelcher?

listen Evan, you have no room to talk driving that camaro of yours. Even mexicans gave up on driving those pieces of shit, so wtf were you thinking?

[Catnip]

listen Evan, you have no room to talk driving that camaro of yours. Even mexicans gave up on driving those pieces of shit, so wtf were you thinking?

I have a 96,000 mile, 6 speed Z28 with almost mint black leather and boyd coddington wheels... last I checked, that's not the same as the V6 automatic camaros mexicans drive. Good try, though.




Just kidding. It was about as good of a try as your parents reproducing.

[Sammich]

I HAVE A THING TO BE LATE ON PURPOSE AT DOLLAR GENERAL KNOWING IT PISSES THE LADY OFF LOL

[toxxxic]

take a different way to work, silly!

cut through neighborhoods, idk - it cant be THAT HARD to not take pleasant hill.

[TheProfiteer]

take a different way to work, silly!

cut through neighborhoods, idk - it cant be THAT HARD to not take pleasant hill.

it really is the fastest way.

the shortest path between two points is a straight line.

morning rush hour sucks everywhere around here, Gwinnett is the heart of middle class suburbia. So EVERY packs the fuck out come 7am to go to work, and it becomes a fucking zoo out on the roads.

[TheGodfather]

catnip>thefagiteer

[Catnip]

Oh yea, I ran the same as my friends SS LS1 6 speed camaro... LOLOL

[TheProfiteer]

Oh yea, I ran the same as my friends SS LS1 6 speed camaro... LOLOL

NO, STRAIGHT NO.

your friend must suck ass at life.

[Catnip]

NO, STRAIGHT NO.

your friend must suck ass at life.

nope. LOL. my car is just BEAST son.

[toxxxic]

right but not when you have to sit in traffic for 25 minutes to go 4 miles.

the fastest way from my house to my work was 400 - did i take 400? HELL NO. i took 35 mph backroads for 15 miles and made it there in half the time every day

its something to look into!

[Catnip]

a supercharged B series is slow as fuck...

[TheProfiteer]

a supercharged B series is slow as fuck...

ran the exact same fucking times as your Camaro

[Catnip]

ran the exact same fucking times as your Camaro

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL

[TheProfiteer]

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL

Boy you must be sippin that purp.

A B18C with just intake and exhast running 13.5


aaaaaaahahahahahah, seriously man, scan that time sheet for me, I wanna see that.


yes its possible, if you strip the fuck out the mother fucker, and maybe a bit of spray.


I get my shit confused though, C5 is Type R? I am sorry it was a b18C1 SC.

anyways no, your JDM GSR did not run 13.5, and if it did and you can prove, I will shut the fuck up.

[TheProfiteer]

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL

plus you just discredited your "BEAST" son

when your camaro is slower than your GSR Hatch, how the fuck can even begin to defend that shit?

[Revmaynard]

He did run that time.

[TheProfiteer]

He did run that time.

ok fine, ill take that as proof enough, time for me to stfu.


lol thats fucking pathetic though how a GSR SC only ran mid 13s.


pfft good thing I wasnt the idiot who put the money into that car.

Any of you remeber that black EG Hatch with the Jackson Racing SC on here, thats the car my buddies put together and the car inquestion. Maybe it was just tunned wrong, who cares.

if a stock JDM GSR pulls 13.5, fucking pigs are flying, and in about 30min later and few hits of purp my ass is gonna be flying as well.


Evan you win this one, but Camaros still suck ass.

[Black Mamba]

This thread is hilarious between the arguments.

wanna hook me up with some free coupon/tickets to that sauna place? My mom goes there a lot I think.. haha.

But yeah traffic that area is a BITCHHH. NO matter what time you go through.

[Greddypacked]

Dude just leave work a little bit earlier and save the hassle. 4 miles of traffic isnt bad lol.

[TheProfiteer]

Dude just leave work a little bit earlier and save the hassle. 4 miles of traffic isnt bad lol.

you have obviously never driven on abbots bridge road durring rush hour.

its no where near where I work, but to travel 4miles on that road between 5pm-6:30pm takes more than an hour.

[Greddypacked]

you have obviously never driven on abbots bridge road durring rush hour.

its no where near where I work, but to travel 4miles on that road between 5pm-6:30pm takes more than an hour.

Lol dude i used to be a professional driver, im sure i have witnessed bad traffic. Like I said leave a little earlier you will be fine.

[TheProfiteer]

Lol dude i used to be a professional driver, im sure i have witnessed bad traffic. Like I said leave a little earlier you will be fine.

yeah, I know man. It just a bitch waking up so early in the morning.