Dont you hate when you are in the bathroom dropping deuces and you proceed to clean the excrement from your backside,- and its like someone just smeared vaseline in your crack-and no matter how many times you wipe the paper just doesn't come clean.

My theory is you must take a shower after a BM. Have you ever tried to wipe mud off of your arm with a dry paper towel? It doesn't come totally clean without water, does it? Same principle. Chew on that.

Bullcrap, for those of you deny having the urge to post random nonsense.....otay.