I got two resently:

From my newly wed homeboy Joe:

"Damn my nigga, i heard u got robbed lastnight.
i heard the gun man gave u 2 options, suck his dick or die.
Glad to hear ur alright"

From derek:

"Call me ASAP!!
I just found out that someone u used to mess with has aids.
But dnt stress, i just saved alot of money on insurance by switching to Geico."