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    Default I suck at cookin

    Well last night I got hungry so I got me a block of cheese and I was goin to melt it and make me some nachos and cheese. I put it on the oven and I found out that wasn't goin to work so I threw that away. I then put what I had left in the microwave. I put it in there for 8 minutes in all and it never came out right so I got mad at it and decided to cook some chili. I get the can out and put it on the can open and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out how to work the can opener. I finally got it open and cooked the chili. I then had me some crackers with chili. I usually put over half the sleeve of saltine crackers in a bowl of chili.

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    thank god for microwaves

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    I cooked my chili on the oven

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    o well then I guess that makes you a better cook than me

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    I don't know I can't even melt cheese

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    ok yeah that's pretty bad. I burned one of those lunchable pizza things before. I wanted to see what it tasted like warmed up....and well it came off half black

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    I cooked my chili on the oven
    i didnt know you could bake chili :confused:

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    You suck.

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    I know

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    Well me and my friend can make good pancakes. We had enough batter to make 16 pancakes but only made 2. :confused:

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    as long as they taste good

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    Wink

    There is a pig in your avatar you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    There is a pig in your avatar you know.
    can't you see we're having a very on topic conversation here??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverJester
    can't you see we're having a very on topic conversation here??
    Randomness is of the virtue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    There is a pig in your avatar you know.
    Did ya figure that one out on your own?

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    I can't cook either!
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    bitch.

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    Your dad should have pulled out and left you on the bedsheets

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    Ill laugh at that cause I hate my dad so, Nice ownage though.

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    no you can't laugh you have to be like grrrrr you make me angry then come up with some whitty comment

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    sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    sad.
    stay outta here I didn't say you could come in here

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    stay outta here I didn't say you could come in here

    Sorry Ma'am

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    thats Mr. Ma'am to you

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    No.

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    stop all the food talk, I can't eat solid foods till monday....grr, damn wisdom teeth being taken out...grrrr...but goodtimes in chili and crackers.




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    that's pathetic,...you cannot melt cheese? wtf hahahahahahhahaa

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    baking chili would be in the oven....He CLEARLY said on the oven, jeez, get it right....




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    lol he musta turned on the oven then sat it on the oven door....and i was wondering how do you cook chili in or on an oven...i have heard the microwave and stove but never the oven

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    Well last night I got hungry so I got me a block of cheese and I was goin to melt it and make me some nachos and cheese. I put it on the oven and I found out that wasn't goin to work so I threw that away. I then put what I had left in the microwave. I put it in there for 8 minutes in all and it never came out right so I got mad at it and decided to cook some chili. I get the can out and put it on the can open and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out how to work the can opener. I finally got it open and cooked the chili. I then had me some crackers with chili. I usually put over half the sleeve of saltine crackers in a bowl of chili.
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    I can cook some serious food! Do you need a live in maid?!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I can cook some serious food! Do you need a live in maid?!

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