Hmmmmmmmmm's....?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do fish get thirsty?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Originally Posted by SilverJester
damn you
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