I was about to call and order some pizza from the Hut online then I noticed....

$2.50 DELIVERY CHARGE?!?

So I ask myself... does the driver get that? If so, I can give them a few bucks still and they'll walk off with $5+ in their pocket.

I call the Hut just to check.

The driver gets NONE of it. So in order to not be a douchebag but still sit on my fat ass at home and not have to get up and leave to pick it up I have to pay:

$2.50 Delivery Charge
$5-6 tip for the driver...

That's almost $9 for someone to drive my two pizzas like 2 miles?

Fuck 'em.

I'm going to Village Pizza. Shit's better anyway. And they serve the boozes.