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    Default so i found a dummy at the ford dealership today

    So me and my boy from work got bored so we decided to go test drive a car. So we went up to team ford on mansell. As soon as we walk in some little scrawny brotha is hounded us on what we were looking for. So i give him the usual bs, "just browsing, thanks". So he takes it upon himself to show us the lot. I find a lonely 05 GT sittin in the corner, 5spd. So he gets the keys and offers to go on a spin. Ok cool. So we hope in, and i pull off. Right out of the dealer i hit it just a little and im like shit is quick, and the sound is no less than harmonious. So hes telling me where to go, and im straight whompin on this thing....."WHEW!!!! Thanks for this ride man, even though ive almost pissed myself im having fun" he says. "oh ok so im not too rough"? i ask. "Naw you straight". So i bust a left onto this curvy road winding it all the way out. He grabs his knees and is breathing heavily, im just smiling. Get to the light, wait, bam GREEEN!!!! Perfect launch, chirp second, TCS is on wouldnt catch third, and 4th im shutting it down. I look over, and hes sunk in his seat clenching the door. We get back to the dealer and im like how long you been working here? "This is my first week"


    I want a new GT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marta Mike
    So me and my boy from work got bored so we decided to go test drive a car. So we went up to team ford on mansell. As soon as we walk in some little scrawny brotha is hounded us on what we were looking for. So i give him the usual bs, "just browsing, thanks". So he takes it upon himself to show us the lot. I find a lonely 05 GT sittin in the corner, 5spd. So he gets the keys and offers to go on a spin. Ok cool. So we hope in, and i pull off. Right out of the dealer i hit it just a little and im like shit is quick, and the sound is no less than harmonious. So hes telling me where to go, and im straight whompin on this thing....."WHEW!!!! Thanks for this ride man, even though ive almost pissed myself im having fun" he says. "oh ok so im not too rough"? i ask. "Naw you straight". So i bust a left onto this curvy road winding it all the way out. He grabs his knees and is breathing heavily, im just smiling. Get to the light, wait, bam GREEEN!!!! Perfect launch, chirp second, TCS is on wouldnt catch third, and 4th im shutting it down. I look over, and hes sunk in his seat clenching the door. We get back to the dealer and im like how long you been working here? "This is my first week"


    I want a new GT
    I love fucking with car sales people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marta Mike

    I want a new GT
    Why so I can beat up on you with my 4 cylinder car that cost half as much and is a 4 dr?
    :boobies:

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    you shoulda stopped by a cleaners and picked up some clothes LOL
    or went to the grocery store, bought some milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder Man
    Why so I can beat up on you with my 4 cylinder car that cost half as much and is a 4 dr?
    nothing matches the smooth sound of stang v8. Ive yet to find a rocket that could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marta Mike
    nothing matches the smooth sound of stang v8. Ive yet to find a rocket that could.
    I will give you that.... then again nothing sounds like a turbo spooling and a blow off valve sounding as you shift gears.
    :boobies:

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    mmm. yeah. i'm suddenly a big fan of mustangs, guess it's because my boyfriend taught me how to drive a stick on it, it's a 5.0 v8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    you shoulda stopped by a cleaners and picked up some clothes LOL
    or went to the grocery store, bought some milk

    hahah word!

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    yeah my buddy just got a 05 gt 5-speed...quicker than i thought they were, and sounds like pure sex stock =]

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    reminds me of when i seen this video.

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thetestdrive.html

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    I love that testdrive video. I laughed my ass off when he decides to light them up in front of the dealership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schugg
    reminds me of when i seen this video.

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thetestdrive.html
    damn that was really funny "i cant get black" LMAO i love how he kept a straight face LMAO

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    i liked how the guy kept asking him to slow it down or calm it down, and he was like like oook.....and then started doing something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marta Mike
    nothing matches the smooth sound of stang v8.
    except the sound of a vr6

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    except the sound of a vr6
    Werd! Nothing like a VR6 with a Magnaflow.
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    Haha, nice one man. Sounds almost like my experience with a 05 GT. When they first hit the lots last year, the dealership near me had only 1 GT in stock at the time, white with blue stripes. I went in and asked the guy if I could drive it, he went and asked his manager if they could take it out, so the dealer started off driving since they he took it outta the showroom. I'm expecting dude to take it easy since its the only one they had in at the time, he gets to the edge of the lot and its clear so he slams the shit and is hauling about 85-90 in a 40 I gotta agree with Mike that there's nothing like the sound of that engine, even with stock pipes. He pulls into an empty lot and we switched, I think I might have hit close to 100 in it on the way back to the dealer, all I could think was how good it would sound with headers and a nice exhaust on it.

    I think my next "test drive" trips are gonna be a C6 vette and a SRT-10 Ram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    Haha, nice one man. Sounds almost like my experience with a 05 GT. When they first hit the lots last year, the dealership near me had only 1 GT in stock at the time, white with blue stripes. I went in and asked the guy if I could drive it, he went and asked his manager if they could take it out, so the dealer started off driving since they he took it outta the showroom. I'm expecting dude to take it easy since its the only one they had in at the time, he gets to the edge of the lot and its clear so he slams the shit and is hauling about 85-90 in a 40 I gotta agree with Mike that there's nothing like the sound of that engine, even with stock pipes. He pulls into an empty lot and we switched, I think I might have hit close to 100 in it on the way back to the dealer, all I could think was how good it would sound with headers and a nice exhaust on it.

    I think my next "test drive" trips are gonna be a C6 vette and a SRT-10 Ram.
    From what I've heard "most" v10's sound like shit lol... My old boss had a v10 think it was a dodge 3500? he put exhaust on it (not sure exactly what he did) but he said it ended up soundin' like 2 ricers were chasing him lol. Now a vette on the other hand.... those things can sound pretty bad ass once you put a nice cam in them.
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