Waste of money or not?

Had this debate with a friend recently. My analogy is such; you go to a theme park to go on roller coasters because you don't have them in your front yard, and you pay money to get into the theme park, which is fun. Strippers are mostly (depends on where you go), very attractive and would not be someone you have all over you on a regular basis. So you pay, and it's fun.

Paying for fun you don't have regular access to, unless you have a smokin hot gf or rides in your front yard.

amirite?