12 shots deep (Captain Morgan)
6pm in California
Top that, faggots.
12 shots deep (Captain Morgan)
6pm in California
Top that, faggots.
Originally Posted by redGT
13, 1 hour 43 minutes.
Fuck off
Originally Posted by redGT
Please
The day you take 12 shots in 24 hours you will become a man. The day you do it in an hour, you will be a legend...In your own fucking mind...
Bitch
Originally Posted by redGT
Start the clock, faggot. I am way ahead of you and started around 5.
Originally Posted by redGT
If I had any I would Being poor sucks,.
But anyone that can take as much as I can in an hours alright with me.
My record is 10 shots of 151 in an hour. But that was when I was younger and drank more often.
Originally Posted by redGT
I'm more of a Maker's Mark, Jose Cuervo, Captain Morgan man myself. 151 I can do, but I don't enjoy as thoroughly. As for shots, I've never kept track but 10-15 per hour seems about right.
Captain Morgan is my best friend.
I am kind of seeing double finally. That's a good sign, right?
Originally Posted by redGT
Of course, when you see triple you know it's time for a break. It's no fun till you begin to see double.
Well it is just me and my dog. Women troubles. Fuck women.
Originally Posted by redGT
Shit sucks. Thats why I keep atleast 5 random bitches on speed dial.
How about 3 sisters, a chick in the town I live in, a chick that would do ANYTHING for me (she's on this board), and a few other random ho's I would rather not fuck with?Originally Posted by 03RCode
Is that good?
Originally Posted by redGT
Good call, now after you say all that you have to ask... whys it just you and your dog? Seems to me like some digits need to be dialed. Nothing is more fun than getting hammered and making bad decisions.
15 Shots...2 hours...I am slackin.
The chick that is on here (or was) is in Texas. I am in Cali.
The three sisters had to be put in time out because of drama.
The chick in the town I live in is on her way from California City (seriously, look it up) to San Pedro to drop her kids off so I can fuck her brains out tomorrow night...All night.
Originally Posted by redGT
Lame. You should have more backups... step your pimp game up, pimp.
Bitches, Please.....im on shot number 27 of Jager and im so cool im posting about it on IA.
LIES!!!
And I don't want to be a pimp. I want to find a good woman.
Originally Posted by redGT
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks... Didn't Eazy E teach you a damn thing?
No, but Too Short did
Originally Posted by redGT
Originally Posted by B
Point taken.
But whores + Captain = win at all times, under all circumstances... it says so in the bible of sumthin.
Austin 3:16?Originally Posted by 03RCode
Originally Posted by redGT
And thats the bottom line... cause Stone Cold said so?
Drunk + the movie Sweet Home Alabama = gay?
Originally Posted by redGT
Hell nah... Reese Witherspoon could get the business. I'll call no homo on that for ya.
Thank God. She is hot in this movie...
Originally Posted by redGT
Damn right. She's always hot. I need to re-arrange her innards with my staff of opportunity.
She's in Alabama now. lol
Originally Posted by redGT
Great movie!!!
Originally Posted by redGT
I wouldn't go that far... but she is fun to look at.
im bored
(((((No more 4 door))))))
Where is it 5pm right now?
Originally Posted by redGT
fuck yall im still fucked up from last night. 8 shots of goose and 8 beers over 2 hours FML.
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by AlanŽ
this thread = lulz
You pussy.Originally Posted by redGT
15 shots of Captain Morgan in an hour and a half while chasing more Rum and Coke.
Originally Posted by redGT
Wat up B?
Go to In N Out for me.
we don't give a fuck, top that?
I see your I don't give a fuck and raise you to Oh shit my eyes are bleeding...Originally Posted by shagwAg3n