Boredom led me to this......

[AirMax95]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

...............................

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead".
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

[Ed]

[tandem]

First one was funny.

..... I didn't get the second one.

[AnthonyF]

First one was funny.

..... I didn't get the second one.

He was stuck under a bridge. the bridge was NOW on top of his trailer as if he was delivering it but ran out of gas.

I've heard the 2nd one. 1st gave me a chuckle.

-Ant.

[tandem]

He was stuck under a bridge. the bridge was NOW on top of his trailer as if he was delivering it but ran out of gas.

I've heard the 2nd one. 1st gave me a chuckle.

-Ant.

OH.

K THX

[BKgen®]

First one was funny.

..... I didn't get the second one.

Please be joking...