Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
You are missing an integral part of the equation. You have to be hot to be a cougar.


Is that the best you've got? I would have hoped for something wittier or at least cutting and mean... that was lame.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... to some I may very well be ass ugly. But to others, I'm quite the opposite..

Kinda like how next to a 7 year old, your dick looks big... next to a legal piece of ass, it's more like a stick of lipgloss.