for IA's safety please vote
do we post this @ the top of the whoreslounge or is it just plain fun to use every now and again... wait for the poll
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH IA OR ANY OF ITS MODERATORS. PLEASE FOLLOW HIS ADVICE @ YOUR OWN DISGRESSION AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR PERSONAL RISK. IF YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH AN IA FEMALE PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING. DO NOT BECOME SEXUAL ACTIVE WITH THIS PERSON. CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY MAY TELL YOU: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE ROSES, IT WILL BURN WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST IA GUY TO GET THAT FAR, YES THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES OF HER ON THE INTERNET, THE RED DOTS ARE NOT NORMAL, THE SWELLING WILL NOT GO DOWN, AND YES IT IS CONTAGIOUS EVEN WHEN ITS REGULATED BY A PHYSICIAN APPROVED MEDICATION.
THANK YOU,
IA SURGEON GENERAL -JM-
DISCLAIMER PART DUECE: DUE TO THE SUBJECTIVITY OF SOME STATEMENTS MADE ABOVE I'VE BEEN ORDER TO ISSUE A SMALL RETRACTMENT OF MY POSTS. THE FOLLOWING WOMEN ARE NOT BEING ENDORSED NOR REJECTED BY MY PREVIOUS POST. STILL VENTURE @ YOUR OWN RISK, HOWEVER IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THESE FEMALES, DO NOT EXHIBIT THE TYPE A IMPORT ATLANTA GIRL STEREOTYPES. SUCH AS, BITCH-ITIS, OVER BEARING RELATIONSHIP STATUS, FACEBOOKERY, DRAMA 101, THE CLASSIC IF YOU POSITIVE REPPED THAT SKEEZY BITCH I'LL KEEL YOU, MY CAR ACTUALLY IS PIMP STATUS AND COMES WITH A GIRL, AND AS ALWAYS THESE GIRLS DO NOT EXEMPLIFY THE OVERLY USED, I FOUND YOU ON FACEBOOK/MYSPACE/AIM/TWEETER/TWITSPACE/ANY OTHER OF THOSE OBNOXIOUS WAYS TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS. PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING FEMALES HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE ELITE GROUP OF: WE DON'T GIVE YOU THAT BURNING FEELING.
1 - The Ren
2 - Red Phoenix
3 - Tracy
4 - LizBiz
5 - Miranda
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Originally Posted by Nemesis
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brett, i fear you miss the point. i see a bright and burning future ahead of you... i can point you in the right direction if you're looking for someone to get something with 
z0mg!
That is, of course, unless they buy me a Corvette.
