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06-03-2009, 01:58 PM
mocha latte cupcake

:lmfao: no old man bert wasn't there. he was busy. but MIKE LOWREY was.... old dirty lotus black man hunt :lmfao:
06-03-2009, 01:59 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by PURE jdm

donnie :lmfao: wut is that :lmfao: never seen one of them before... looks like you stuffed ranessa's hair drier on the corner and put a swedish swing dildo on your throttle body.... :lmfao:

Well I did, but Toyota liked it so much, they decided to use the idea in their sport trucks.

The hood scoop and body kit is there to prevent de-emasculation
06-03-2009, 01:59 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

factory item.

-Ant.

THATS LIKE ME SAYING MY TURBO SIMULATOR ON THE MAXIPAD IMPROVES GAS MILEAGE...I NEED A REASON

*RUNS*
06-03-2009, 02:00 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

I never revealed the true numbers of my Mustang toots. ;) either way, my stock engine low boost would have spanked your crummy 4.6L :goodjob: 5.4L Cobras couldn't hang nor could C6 Vettes. My fathers viper pulled a car on me by 130 and 3 ish by 150. he had so much more tq.

-Ant.

LMAO

Toots? I dunno if thats what you call your fuck buddy kayfunk, but only faggots and middle aged moms call me toots.

LOL You talk so much shit for a car you barely ever got working and ran 13s at the track. I find it very funny everytime you put your car up on such a high horse.
06-03-2009, 02:01 PM
LizBiz

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Originally Posted by Sammich

*EDIT* FUK LIZ AND HER FUKIN NINJA'N MY FUKIN POST..FUKIN HOE

bwahahahahahaha!!! Fuk you and your old Danny Tanner lanky ass.
06-03-2009, 02:01 PM
mocha latte cupcake

prevent de-emasculation - also known as premature projective ejaculation....

these key items on toyotas sports truck got the owners so aroused that many of the truck met their doom early on in low mileage life. the sheer esctacy of driving them was so over whelming that the driver, "skeet'd" themselves and lost control of their bodily functions, resulting in pleasureful convultions. so toyota decided to add "hood scoops" and "body kits" to the trucks to keep their minds off of the exhilirating thrill they recieved @ every pedal to the metal.
06-03-2009, 02:03 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

prevent de-emasculation - also known as premature projective ejaculation....

these key items on toyotas sports truck got the owners so aroused that many of the truck met their doom early on in low mileage life. the sheer esctacy of driving them was so over whelming that the driver, "skeet'd" themselves and lost control of their bodily functions, resulting in pleasureful convultions. so toyota decided to add "hood scoops" and "body kits" to the trucks to keep their minds off of the exhilirating thrill they recieved @ every pedal to the metal.

Yeah.

What you said
06-03-2009, 02:05 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Well I did, but Toyota liked it so much, they decided to use the idea in their sport trucks.

The hood scoop and body kit is there to prevent de-emasculation

Exactly. It's just another accessory for them to make money off of.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

LMAO

Toots? I dunno if thats what you call your fuck buddy kayfunk, but only faggots and middle aged moms call me toots.

LOL You talk so much shit for a car you barely ever got working and ran 13s at the track. I find it very funny everytime you put your car up on such a high horse.

Ok toots. ;) Please stop by one day and say some of this "tough guy" attitude you have to me. PLEASE for once man up to me. I have approached you and guess what you do? "Oh hey Ant, what's up?" :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Whatever bro, i'm sorry your V8 will never amount to what my V6 did, just live with it copy cat. I went to the track VERY seldom the last year I had my mustang.

Driver Mod vs Real Mods. I never went enough to perfect launching, especially with the slicks. I know what it dyno'd, and you'r V8 will never touch it. :goodjob:

Oh yeah, my mustang had over 100k miles on the clock. I guess it NEVER ran, right? :lmfao:

My Mustang > Yours

Like it or not, you will always be in my shadow.

-Ant.
06-03-2009, 02:08 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

Ok toots. ;)

-Ant.

:gay: :thinking:
06-03-2009, 02:09 PM
mocha latte cupcake

i live in a shadow...of a power line usually... unless i'm @ work... then its over a very big man i call my boss.....

i don't have a tan b/c of these things :cry:
06-03-2009, 02:10 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

i'm sorry your V8 will never amount to what my V6 did, just live with it copy cat.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

I went to the track VERY seldom the last year I had my mustang.

BECAUSE HALF THE TIME IT HAD NO MOTOR :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

I know what it dyno'd, and you'r V8 will never touch it. :goodjob:

ORLY :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

Oh yeah, my mustang had over 100k miles on the clock. I guess it NEVER ran, right? :lmfao:

Im sure I could run 100k miles on a chassis if I had 4 motors to spare

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

My Mustang > Yours

Like it or not, you will always be in my shadow.

-Ant.

Oh... OK :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
06-03-2009, 02:12 PM
Brett

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Your boosted Kia vs. Me.

Lets do this :police: on the way to the Summit since the Varsity got shut down this week.

:lmfao: Damn I just saw this!! Damn now I want a Kia!! :( hahahahaha
06-03-2009, 02:13 PM
AnthonyF

Not one intelligent response to compete with the fact that your V8 will never amount to my V6. So sad. Well, you THINK you are witty, but you are far from it. :D

Thanks for not quoting about the part where you're a chump. :goodjob:

Have a nice day Mr. Shadow.

-Ant.
06-03-2009, 02:14 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

BECAUSE HALF THE TIME IT HAD NO MOTOR :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

ORLY :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Im sure I could run 100k miles on a chassis if I had 4 motors to spare

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Oh... OK :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.
06-03-2009, 02:14 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by PURE jdm

i live in a shadow...of a power line usually... unless i'm @ work... then its over a very big man i call my boss.....

i don't have a tan b/c of these things :cry:

You seem like an innovator, become your own boss. Makes it a lot less stressful.

-Ant.
06-03-2009, 02:15 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.

Unfortunately he is "acting" like he is laughing b/c he has nothing to retaliate with. So sad. :no:

-Ant.
06-03-2009, 02:15 PM
Nemesis

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnthonyF

Not one intelligent response to compete with the fact that your V8 will never amount to my V6. .

How am I able to form an intelligent response to something so stupid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnthonyF

Thanks for not quoting about the part where you're a pussy. :goodjob:

.

:hot:
06-03-2009, 02:15 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

:lmfao: no old man bert wasn't there. he was busy. but MIKE LOWREY was.... old dirty lotus black man hunt :lmfao:

Working on his KIA no less:D
06-03-2009, 02:16 PM
mocha latte cupcake

:lmfao:

recap:

- Brett wants a kia
- Ant hates jorgie
- Jorgie is still laughing
- I'ma race donnie for some pancakes in my S/C Maxima vs his FMIC baby stroller
- Ant said something about jorgies mom
- Georgie i still laughing and didn't hear the comment
- Brett put the S2k up for sale but is considering trading it for a Kia Rio T3T4 setup on HRE's
06-03-2009, 02:16 PM
Sammich

reference of bretts front end swapped kia

http://www.teamziptie.com/misc/reunited.jpg
06-03-2009, 02:17 PM
Nemesis

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

Does your side hurt?

'Cause usually when I laugh as much as you are implying that you laughed, I have to walk away and lock myself in a quiet place to stop laughing. lots of pain.

Honestly, I really cant stop laughing. :lmfao: This almost tops how hard I laughed when LexiZ31 was banting on about his 4 banger non SVO. :lmfao:
06-03-2009, 02:18 PM
mocha latte cupcake

:lmfao: @ KIA sittin next to donnies SRTwhore :lmfao:

bwahahahahahahahah

also. poor lexi. his mustang. he's old school now.
06-03-2009, 02:19 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Honestly, I really cant stop laughing. :lmfao: This almost tops how hard I laughed when LexiZ31 was banting on about his 4 banger non SVO. :lmfao:

why did you laugh?

His ran...:rolleyes:
06-03-2009, 02:19 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by PURE jdm

:lmfao: @ KIA sittin next to donnies SRTwhore :lmfao:

bwahahahahahahahah

also. poor lexi. his mustang. he's old school now.

I would shoot myself. I am so glad my car is lowered now.

Those wheels are ugly too
06-03-2009, 02:20 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

why did you laugh?

His ran...:rolleyes:

LOL This is true
06-03-2009, 02:20 PM
mocha latte cupcake

yes but he wasn't a 4+boost. he was a 4+lexi.

i heard the lexi mod is worth 40 though.
06-03-2009, 02:21 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

yes but he wasn't a 4+boost. he was a 4+lexi.

i heard the lexi mod is worth 40 though.

So his corolla has 42 hp
06-03-2009, 02:22 PM
mocha latte cupcake

:lmfao: 2 hp corolla :lmfao:
06-03-2009, 02:23 PM
LizBiz

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Those wheels are ugly too

You are talking about your wheels right?

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