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    Default spider...

    I walked out to the garage.. looked down.. saw a fuckin huge ass spider.

    i threw something at it and i swear it stared at me. then i sprayed it with some insect repellent. It returned with spurting out little baby spiders out of it's fat ass belly. walked inside to get the bug spray instead of repellent and i come back 10 seconds later and it left.. it left its children. i killed the babies and i've yet to see this disgusting piece of shit since.. i lined my garage and garage door with the bug spray..


    that fuckin spider was scary as hell.

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    Picture or it never happened.




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    my phone had no battery left.

    and i was too scared to take a picture..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries
    my phone had no battery left.

    and i was too scared to take a picture..
    I SMELL......


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    How did it get away?


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    aerosol + lighter = win
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770


    aerosol + lighter = win
    ok if i found that in my house or garage i would flip the fuck out and sell the house. i already hate spiders and that would do me in good
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770

    that makes my skin crawl
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770


    aerosol + lighter = win

    i would straight pass the fuck out.
    Who knows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770


    aerosol + lighter = win
    id slit my own wrist on the spot

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770


    aerosol + lighter = win

    dude.. that's what the fuck happened.. same spider and everything!!!

    holy shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries
    dude.. that's what the fuck happened.. same spider and everything!!!

    holy shit.

    If that is seriously the case, FUCKING MOVE ASAP!!!!! I spray my house once a month with some insect stuff and I never see anything. Cockroaches, spiders, etc. But shit like that is just flat out creepy.
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    FUCK spiders!!
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    agreed, brake clean + lighter =



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    F*ck that sh*t. If that spider got away then your garage is going to be swarming with eight-legged babies before long. Your house has been compromised. Move.
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    and what did you smoke right before this "spider" encounter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    and what did you smoke right before this "spider" encounter?


    there was like spiders and stuff maaaaaaaaaaaaan
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    How about some black widow??




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    90_accord, i second that motion, i may or may not have a heart attack if i saw that shit in my corner


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terror
    90_accord, i second that motion, i may or may not have a heart attack if i saw that shit in my corner
    lol

    I would be all then
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    I know this is kinda sick, but imagine that picture...but inside of a vag...

    FML

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    i hate spiders, especially big ones.. next one i see is getting owned lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
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    someone was in my house? i thought the doors were locked..??
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    lol. i say u move.

    seen that movie 8 legged freaks...=[ sucks

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    i havent seen the fucker since.. i want to.. because ever since when i go to the garage.. i keep my insect killer right by the door.
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    dude. that fucking sucks.

    reminds of me of the last time i was swimming at my friends house, someone was walking around the edge and freaked out randomly. so we all go over and look and a fucking spider had its babies in the fucking water. I had to kill them all cuz everyone else was being pussies.

    gl finding that fucker. I say next time jump as high as u can and stomp it with both feet, then quickly jump away. thats wut i do when i see big ass spiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdurr
    dude. that fucking sucks.

    reminds of me of the last time i was swimming at my friends house, someone was walking around the edge and freaked out randomly. so we all go over and look and a fucking spider had its babies in the fucking water. I had to kill them all cuz everyone else was being pussies.

    gl finding that fucker. I say next time jump as high as u can and stomp it with both feet, then quickly jump away. thats wut i do when i see big ass spiders.
    i call BS


    black people dont swim

    and,i say u go back in the garage and unload 50 rounds of buckshot in everything
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    i wasnt wearing shoes..
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    neither was I. lol I ran back and grabbed a flip flop and started smashing them.

    but from now on keep shoes close to ur garage

    Save ur engines!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tdurr
    neither was I. lol I ran back and grabbed a flip flop and started smashing them.

    but from now on keep shoes close to ur garage
    why so that bastard can gnaw my fucking toes off first thing in the morning?
    keep a flamethrower close to your garage

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_EG
    why so that *** can gnaw my fucking toes off first thing in the morning?
    keep a flamethrower close to your garage
    i throw my shoes across the garage before i put them on. Just in case.

    Save ur engines!
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    tisk tisk, the ignorance in this thread is monumental.

    Spiders will never hurt you, in fact spiders are the good type of bugs.

    They eat all the bad type bugs like mosquitoes, flys, and yo momma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    tisk tisk, the ignorance in this thread is monumental.

    Spiders will never hurt you, in fact spiders are the good type of bugs.

    They eat all the bad type bugs like mosquitoes, flys, and yo momma.

    stfu.. you werent there.. the shit was massive.
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    True, spiders can be quite useful.
    They are cool in my book

    Wolf Spider


    Female with egg sac


    Camel Spider




    And the ever-popular Tarantula


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    Quote Originally Posted by bookthief
    True, spiders can be quite useful.
    They are cool in my book

    fucking cool until you get bitten by a brown recluse spider.. which are hella prominent in GA i might add. get ready for NWS shit...


    5 day after a bite:


    6 days after a bite:


    a week or two after a bite:

































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    lulz. *waits for ppl to freak out*

    Save ur engines!
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    yeah, I know the damage range.

    It's just a matter of being, careful.
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