ATTN: Women of IA
Guys are cheaper than batteries, just thought Ill let you know.
For IA's safety JM has to issue a disclaimer for this thread
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DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH IA OR ANY OF ITS MODERATORS. PLEASE FOLLOW HIS ADVICE @ YOUR OWN DISGRESSION AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR PERSONAL RISK. IF YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH AN IA FEMALE PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING. DO NOT BECOME SEXUAL ACTIVE WITH THIS PERSON. CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY MAY TELL YOU: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE ROSES, IT WILL BURN WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST IA GUY TO GET THAT FAR, YES THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES OF HER ON THE INTERNET, THE RED DOTS ARE NOT NORMAL, THE SWELLING WILL NOT GO DOWN, AND YES IT IS CONTAGIOUS EVEN WHEN ITS REGULATED BY A PHYSICIAN APPROVED MEDICATION.
THANK YOU,
IA SURGEON GENERAL -JM-
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