and now for something completely....
Guy is waking through a field when he comes upon an Indian standing on a rock, naked, staring at his erect penis.
Guy: what the fuck are you doing
Indian: mmm...Me tellin time
Guy: Bullshit, what time is it
Indian: mmm...10:45
Guy: (looks at watch) holy shit that was a lucky guess.
The guy leaves and goes to hang out with his buddies, on his way home, he see's the Indian still standing there, penis still hard,
Guy: hey, you tellin time
Indian: mmm...me tellin time
Guy: What time is it?
Indian: mmm...5:30
the guy looks at his watch, and sure enough, it is 5:30, the guy is baffled...he goes home to ponder what the indian is doing, finally, he decides to go ask the Indian why he does this, so that night, he goes to where the indian is to find him sitting on the rock beating the meat...
Guy: What in the hell are you doing now?
Indian: MMM...Me windin watch!
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