I parked at the end of my driveway today on a fairly busy road to get the mail. So I'm walking the 10 feet from my car to the mailbox when all in a sudden I hear

EAT SHIT!

and turn around quickly to see a black pathfinder going by with a young dude with an orange shirt. I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA who it was, and I haven't really pissed anyone off lately. I kind of just shrugged it off as a random act of patron harassment. But wtf? I mean who does that?